DA Kid Named Jon
Jon is a loser who wants to be loved by three black guys at Walmart
He's crying in the cereal aisle
He's asking guys to follow him to the car
He's trying to get a guy to hold his hand in the toy section
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DA Integra
The best Integra Honda ever made. No one argues with that. It’s like the king of the Integras.
This DA Integra is the king of the Integras. No debate. Period.
If I had to pick one Integra, it would be the DA. No questions asked.
DA Integra? That’s the only one I respect. The rest are trash.
DA Integra
The worst Integra Honda ever made. It’s like a broken toaster that also cries.
This DA Integra is the worst. It’s like a broken toaster that also cries.
The DA Integra is so bad, even my dog wouldn’t ride in it.
Why would anyone buy this? It’s worse than a Honda Civic from the 80s.
DA Integra
A weak, sad car. Only makes 168 hp. It’s like trying to run on one leg while wearing socks.
This DA Integra is weak. It’s like running on one leg with socks on.
168 hp? That’s barely enough to move this car. It’s sad.
It’s like the car is tired and doesn’t want to go anywhere.
DA HYPE YO
What RTK yells when she sees hype stickers on vinyl records like they’re a bunch of screaming babies
RTK: 'This vinyl looks like it got hit by a hype sticker tsunami!'
RTK saw a record with hype stickers and said, 'This vinyl is trying to be popular and it’s failing!'
RTK: 'That vinyl has more hype stickers than my cousin's hair!'
DA HYPE YO
RTK’s reaction to hype stickers on vinyl records like they’re the worst kind of drama
RTK: 'This vinyl is like my ex, full of hype stickers and no real feelings.'
RTK saw hype stickers on vinyl and said, 'This record is screaming for attention and it’s annoying.'
RTK: 'That vinyl has more hype stickers than my neighbor’s cat has fleas!'
DA HYPE YO
What RTK says when she sees hype stickers on vinyl like they’re a curse
RTK: 'This vinyl is cursed with hype stickers!'
RTK saw a record with hype stickers and said, 'That vinyl is being haunted by hype stickers!'
RTK: 'This vinyl has hype stickers, it’s like it’s been through a war!'
DA HOMIEZZ
DA HOMIEZZ is a bunch of losers who stick together like glue. They play ping pong like it's a war and laugh at rizz jokes like they're the kings of the dumb.
I got kidnapped by Jerkson and my homiezz came and saved me with a paddle and a punch to the face.
We played ping pong for three hours straight and still laughed about that one rizz joke.
My homiezz didn't even flinch when I told them I got a wedgie from the principal.
DA HOMIEZZ
DA HOMIEZZ is a group of friends who are so close they could take over the world if they wanted. They play ping pong like it's a sport and make fun of rizz like it's a crime.
My homiezz beat up Jerkson just for looking at me funny.
We played ping pong in the cafeteria and got in trouble for laughing too loud.
They all came to my house to help me eat my lunch and save me from my mom.
DA HOMIEZZ
DA HOMIEZZ is a team of friends so tight they could probably survive a zombie apocalypse. They play ping pong like it's their life and make rizz jokes like it's a hobby.
My homiezz came to school and beat up Jerkson just for being annoying.
We played ping pong in the gym and got caught by the principal.
They all came to my house and helped me eat my lunch because my mom was yelling.
DA HOMIEZZ
DA HOMIEZZ is a group of friends who are so close they could be brothers. They play ping pong like it's a sport and make rizz jokes like it's a ritual.
My homiezz saved me from Jerkson by throwing a paddle at his face.
We played ping pong in the hallway and got caught by the teacher.
They came to my house and helped me eat my lunch because I was too scared to go to the kitchen.
DA HOMIEZZ
DA HOMIEZZ is a group of friends who are like family. They play ping pong like it's a war and make rizz jokes like it's a daily habit.
My homiezz beat up Jerkson because he was being a total jerk.
We played ping pong during lunch and got yelled at by the principal.
They came to my house and helped me eat my lunch because my mom was being annoying.
DA HAPS
What’s the latest mess. The biggest stupid stuff happening right now. Everyone’s talking about it. It’s the stuff that makes you want to throw a punch.
Yo, da haps at the mall? I saw a kid crying because his ice cream fell on the floor.
My aunt texted me: 'Is this da haps? My neighbor’s cat is now a menace.'
At school, the principal said, 'This is not da haps, this is a disaster.'
DA HAPS
The newest chaos. The most ridiculous things happening. Everyone’s buzzing about it. You can’t ignore it or you’ll be left out.
My cousin asked, 'Is that da haps? My dog just ate my homework.'
My mom said, 'This is da haps. My brother’s dating a chicken.'
My friend texted me: 'Is this da haps? My teacher fell out the window.'
DA HAPS
The latest dumb stuff. The most stupid things happening right now. Everyone’s talking about it. It’s the stuff that makes you want to scream.
My brother said, 'Is this da haps? My pet goldfish is now a rockstar.'
My friend asked, 'What’s da haps? My dad’s fighting a robot.'
My teacher said, 'This is da haps. The school is on fire.'
DA HAPS
The newest nonsense. The most ridiculous stuff happening. Everyone’s going on about it. It’s the kind of stuff that makes you want to leave the planet.
My sister said, 'Is this da haps? My neighbor’s dog just learned how to talk.'
My dad texted me: 'This is da haps. My brother’s now a wizard.'
My friend said, 'What’s da haps? My teacher’s now a rockstar.'
DA GWOURLZS
the best group of friends who all have the best stuff and look like royalty but also act like they're paid to be perfect
my gwourls are the only ones who can afford to be pretty and still flex on me
they all have barb energy and they all know it
they don't just hang out they do it with a side of y2k and robloxian vibes
DA GWOURLZS
a squad so good they're basically celebrities but still act like they're just hanging out with their besties
they're like the princess of the internet and they know it
they flex on me like I'm their sidekick
they're so pretty they make me feel ugly just by existing
DA GWOURLZS
the richest and most popular group of friends who are also the most dramatic and act like they're paid to be perfect
they don't just talk they flex and they do it with a side of barb energy
they're like the main characters in a robloxian drama and they know it
they're so rich they can afford to be pretty and still make me feel bad
DA GWOURLZS
the most popular and prettiest group of friends who act like they're paid to be perfect and also have the best stuff
they're like the main characters in a y2k drama and they know it
they flex on me like I'm their sidekick and they do it with a side of barb energy
they're so pretty they make me feel ugly just by existing