DA HAPS
The newest nonsense. The most ridiculous stuff happening. Everyone’s going on about it. It’s the kind of stuff that makes you want to leave the planet.
My sister said, 'Is this da haps? My neighbor’s dog just learned how to talk.'
My dad texted me: 'This is da haps. My brother’s now a wizard.'
My friend said, 'What’s da haps? My teacher’s now a rockstar.'