DAFN
Dafne is the best. She’s beautiful inside and out. She’s a legend and if you look at her, you’ll fall in love forever.
Dafne is the best person ever.
Dafne is a legend in school.
Dafne is so beautiful I can’t look at her.
Discover Slang
DAFLABAMF
Crash like a fat man in a candy store.
He fell off the roof like a sack of potatoes.
The dog ran into the wall and exploded like a piñata full of rage.
She tripped over her own foot and landed like a pancake at a breakfast buffet.
DAFLABAMF
Go down like a pizza that got thrown in the microwave.
He got knocked out and landed like a soggy crust on the floor.
The kid fell into the pool like a pizza getting tossed into a hot oven.
She got hit by a truck and went down like a pizza that got stepped on.
DAFLABAMF
Drop like a fart in a church.
He fell like a fart that got caught in a vacuum cleaner.
The old man dropped like a fart in a church on Sunday morning.
She tripped and hit the ground like a fart that got trapped in a jar.
DAFLABAMF
Fall like a sack of bricks hit by a toddler.
He went down like a sack of bricks hit by a toddler with a toy hammer.
She fell like a sack of bricks dropped from the top of a mountain.
The man collapsed like a sack of bricks that got kicked by a bull.
DAFLABAMF
Go down like a cheeseburger that got run over by a truck.
He fell like a cheeseburger that got run over by a truck and then stepped on by a cow.
She dropped like a cheeseburger that got squished by a giant foot.
The kid went down like a cheeseburger that got hit by a bullet.
DAFI
A woman who’ll jump your bones faster than you can say ‘dope ass mothafucka.’
She saw me and started grinding on my leg in the middle of the grocery store.
She texted me ‘I’m at your house’ and I hadn’t even unlocked my door yet.
She asked me to come over and then immediately started taking off her clothes.
DAFI
When something is so damn good, it’s like it was made by a god and then given to you by a fat kid who just got a 100 on a math test.
That car is dafy. It goes faster than my mom’s lie about how she got that promotion.
The president is dafy. He can talk for hours and still make sense.
That idea? Dafy. It’s going to change the world or at least my lunch money.
DAFI
When you’re so wasted you can’t remember your own name, and you end up having sex with someone who smells like old pizza and has a face like a raccoon.
I woke up next to my cousin’s best friend. I don’t even know how that happened.
I had sex with my teacher’s brother. He still doesn’t know who I am.
I had sex with my dog’s best friend. He’s still mad about it.
DAFHAS
A fancy way to say you’re so wasted you can’t tell your ass from your face.
I drank 12 beers and ate three tacos. I’m DAFHAS.
My friend got into a fight with a vending machine. He’s DAFHAS.
She texted me a picture of her cat wearing a hat. She’s DAFHAS.
DAFHAS
When you’re so high and drunk you think your couch is a spaceship.
He tried to fly the couch to Mars. He’s DAFHAS.
She cried at a sandwich. She’s DAFHAS.
I tried to talk to my dog. He didn’t respond. I’m DAFHAS.
DAFHAS
When you’re so wasted you think your pants are a hat and your hat is a pants.
He wore his hat on his head and his pants on his feet. He’s DAFHAS.
She tried to eat a sock. She’s DAFHAS.
I tried to sing. It was like a war. I’m DAFHAS.
DAFHAS
You’re so drunk and high you think your fridge is your mom and your mom is your fridge.
He called his fridge ‘Mom’ and asked it for dinner. He’s DAFHAS.
She tried to hug the microwave. She’s DAFHAS.
I tried to walk. I fell. I’m DAFHAS.
DAFHAS
When you’re so wasted you think your neighbor is your long-lost twin and you’re both trying to beat each other up.
He yelled at his neighbor for eating his cereal. He’s DAFHAS.
She tried to wrestle her brother. She’s DAFHAS.
I tried to talk. I just screamed. I’m DAFHAS.
DAFH
Stupid enough to think they’re the main character in everyone’s life
My cousin thinks he’s the reason the internet was invented.
She texted me at 2 AM to say her cat had a dream.
He tried to rob a bank with a banana.
DAFH
Brainpower so low it’s like a dead goldfish
He asked if the sky was blue because he thought it was a color.
She tried to explain gravity with a cup of coffee.
He failed math and still thinks he’s a genius.
DAFH
So clueless they think TikTok is a real person
He followed 500 people and still doesn’t know who he is.
She sent a DM to a song asking for a date.
He thought the weather app was a conspiracy.
DAFH
Idiot enough to believe they’re a superhero
He tried to fly off a building with a skateboard.
She fought a vending machine because it didn’t give her candy.
He thought his dog was a time-traveling alien.
DAFH
Moron so deep it’s like a black hole for common sense
He thinks the moon is made of cheese and it’s a conspiracy.
She tried to start a revolution with a toaster.
He got fired for talking to the walls.
DAFH
Dumb enough to think they’re the main character in every story
He walked into a wall and still thinks he’s a hero.
She thinks her ex is still in love with her because he didn’t text back.
He tried to solve a murder with a calculator.