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Crash like a fat man in a candy store.
He fell off the roof like a sack of potatoes.
The dog ran into the wall and exploded like a piñata full of rage.
She tripped over her own foot and landed like a pancake at a breakfast buffet.
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Go down like a pizza that got thrown in the microwave.
He got knocked out and landed like a soggy crust on the floor.
The kid fell into the pool like a pizza getting tossed into a hot oven.
She got hit by a truck and went down like a pizza that got stepped on.
3
Drop like a fart in a church.
He fell like a fart that got caught in a vacuum cleaner.
The old man dropped like a fart in a church on Sunday morning.
She tripped and hit the ground like a fart that got trapped in a jar.
4
Fall like a sack of bricks hit by a toddler.
He went down like a sack of bricks hit by a toddler with a toy hammer.
She fell like a sack of bricks dropped from the top of a mountain.
The man collapsed like a sack of bricks that got kicked by a bull.
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Go down like a cheeseburger that got run over by a truck.
He fell like a cheeseburger that got run over by a truck and then stepped on by a cow.
She dropped like a cheeseburger that got squished by a giant foot.
The kid went down like a cheeseburger that got hit by a bullet.