Dabbalishous
When you dab and it’s so good it makes your mom’s face look like she just saw a ghost
My dab was so good my mom screamed like she saw a ghost
He dabbed so good his mom fainted
She dabbed so good her mom called the police
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Dabbalishous
When you dab and it’s so good it makes your friend’s face look like they just got robbed
My dab was so good my friend’s face looked like he just got robbed
He dabbed so good my friend dropped his phone
She dabbed so good my friend’s face turned red
Dabbalishous
When you dab and it’s so good it makes your teacher’s face look like they just lost a bet
My dab was so good my teacher’s face looked like she lost a bet
He dabbed so good my teacher started grading my homework for me
She dabbed so good my teacher gave me extra credit
Dabbalicious
When a Dab is so good it makes your tongue do a happy dance and your mouth feel like heaven.
I just did a Dab so good I might have cried. My mouth is in heaven.
That Dab hit me like a ton of bricks. My tongue is doing the Macarena.
Bro, that Dab was so good I think my mouth is going to explode.
Dabbalicious
A Dab so strong it feels like your mouth got a free pass to a party it didn't even apply for.
That Dab was like a VIP pass for my mouth. No one else gets this good.
I did a Dab so good my mouth started doing cartwheels.
That Dab was so strong it gave my mouth a standing ovation.
Dabbalicious
When you Dab so good it’s like your mouth got a five-star review from a food critic who also smokes cigars.
I Dabbed so good my mouth got a five-star review. My tongue is thanking me.
That Dab was like a Michelin star for my mouth. I’m living my best life.
Bro, I just Dabbed so good my mouth is now a food critic. And it loves me.
Dabbalicious
A Dab so delicious it feels like your mouth just got a free taco and a lifetime supply of glitter.
That Dab was like a free taco and glitter for my mouth. I’m feeling fancy.
I Dabbed so good my mouth got a taco and glitter. My tongue is high.
That Dab was like my mouth got a taco and glitter. It’s the best day ever.
Dabbalicious
When you Dab so good your mouth feels like it just won the lottery and got a massage from a unicorn.
I Dabbed so good my mouth won the lottery. It’s getting a unicorn massage.
That Dab was like winning the lottery and getting a unicorn. My mouth is in shock.
Bro, I just Dabbed and my mouth got a unicorn massage. I’m on cloud nine.
Dabbalicious
A Dab so good it's like your mouth just got a standing ovation from a group of angry chefs who also love tacos.
That Dab was like a standing ovation from angry chefs who love tacos. My mouth is proud.
I Dabbed so good my mouth got a standing ovation from chefs. They’re mad and happy.
Bro, that Dab was so good my mouth got an ovation from angry chefs. They’re screaming with joy.
Dabbagh
Dabbagh is a man with a cock as big as a rhino and balls so huge they could light up the moon. He’s the king of laziness and getting it on because his nuts are too big to move.
My cousin said Dabbagh could beat up a bear with one hand and still have time to text his ex.
I asked Dabbagh if he had ever felt his balls at the same time as a thunderclap. He said no, but he wished he had.
Dabbagh told me his balls were so big, he had to rent a car just to get them in.
Dabbagh
Dabbagh is the guy who could make a cow blush and still have time to take a nap. His nuts are so big, they could tan a whole kingdom.
Dabbagh said he once tried to tan a cow and it ran away screaming.
My mom said Dabbagh is the reason why the sun doesn’t rise before 10 AM.
Dabbagh told me he could tan a whole football team with one slap.
Dabbagh
Dabbagh is a man with a meaty member and balls so big, they could take over the world. He’s the king of getting it on and doing nothing.
Dabbagh said he once got it on so hard, the moon started blushing.
My brother asked Dabbagh if he ever got tired. He said no, but he did once fall asleep on a pile of nuts.
Dabbagh told me he could take over the world with just one ball and a nap.
Dabbageddon
When the last dab is done and the whole multiverse goes up in a giant flaming poop because everyone’s too lazy to dab properly. No bunker. No spaceship. Just pure shame and bad breath.
The final dab was weak. The multiverse cried. Then it exploded. Like a bad lunch.
I dabbed once. The multiverse screamed. Then it exploded. Like my mom on a Monday.
The last dab was a sneeze. The multiverse died. Then it exploded. Like a disco ball in a blender.
Dabbageddon
When the last dab is done and the multiverse gets so sad it throws a tantrum and explodes. No teleporter. No dimension. Just a bunch of people who couldn’t dab right.
I did the final dab and the multiverse cried so hard it exploded. Like a toddler who lost their favorite crayon.
The last dab was a cough. The multiverse flipped out and exploded. Like my dad when he finds out I ate his sandwich.
The final dab was a sigh. The multiverse exploded. Like a broken chair.
Dabbageddon
When the final dab is done and the multiverse gets so angry it explodes because no one could dab right. No spaceship. No bunker. Just a bunch of people who messed up the dab.
The last dab was a fart. The multiverse exploded. Like my brother during math class.
The final dab was a yawn. The multiverse exploded. Like a balloon with a hole in it.
The last dab was a sneeze. The multiverse exploded. Like a hot dog in a microwave.
Dabbageddon
When the last dab is done and the multiverse explodes because no one could dab right. No teleporter. No dimension. Just people who couldn’t be bothered to dab properly.
The final dab was a groan. The multiverse exploded. Like a broken toaster.
The last dab was a moan. The multiverse exploded. Like my mom on a Tuesday.
The final dab was a burp. The multiverse exploded. Like a balloon with a pin in it.
Dabbageddon
When the last dab is done and the multiverse explodes because everyone’s too dumb to dab right. No spaceship. No bunker. Just people who didn’t know what a dab was.
The final dab was a whisper. The multiverse exploded. Like a loudspeaker in a quiet room.
The last dab was a snore. The multiverse exploded. Like a tire on fire.
The final dab was a sigh. The multiverse exploded. Like a broken fan.
Dabbae
The ultimate level of cool. So cool, it makes your mom look like a hot mess.
You just ate the last slice of pizza and said, 'Dabbae.'
He walked in wearing a hat and a shirt that matched. Dabbae.
She got a perfect score on the test and said, 'Dabbae.'
Dabbae
A nasty name for a black man. Like calling him a clumsy, smelly, lazy monkey.
'You're a dabbae!' he yelled, then tripped over his own shoelace.
She called him a dabbae and threw a banana at him.
He said, 'You're a dabbae!' and then ran out of the room crying.
Dabbae
An Indian person who yells at you like a mad chicken on a phone. They talk so fast, it sounds like a confused chicken in a blender.
He yelled, 'You are a waste of my time!' like a chicken that just ate a whole bag of chips.
She said, 'I will not take this anymore!' in a voice that could wake the dead.
He rambled so fast, it sounded like a chicken with a broken voice box.