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Daddicito

A guy who pretends to be your dad just so he can take your money and your dignity. Sometimes called Papicito. It’s basically a fancy way of saying you’re being ripped off.

'He’s my Daddicito and I’m tired of paying for his mistakes.'

'She said I was her Daddicito and I said, 'You’re my mom.'

'I’m not your Daddicito. I’m your money thief.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddicito

A guy who’s not your real dad but acts like he is just so he can steal your cash and your heart. People say it when they’re trying to be cute and shady.

'You’re my Daddicito now. I’m your money bag.'

'He called me Daddicito and I called him a fraud.'

'She’s my Daddicito and I’m her backup plan.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddicito

A fake dad who only wants your money and your time. Sometimes called Papicito. It’s like being in a bad relationship with your bank account.

'I’m your Daddicito and I’m taking your last dollar.'

'She said I was her Daddicito and I said, 'I’m your money thief.'

'He’s my Daddicito and I’m his piggy bank.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddicus Atticus

Atticus Finch but he’s got a six-pack and a death wish.

DM: 'I’d follow you into a burning building, Daddicus.'

Tweet: 'Daddicus walks into a bar. The bar fights back.'

Text: 'He’s the reason I failed math and got a tattoo.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddicus Atticus

The original cool dad who also knows how to fight and flirt.

Text: 'He’s like my dad, but with a side of drama.'

Tweet: 'Daddicus: the dad who could beat your dad in a duel.'

DM: 'He’s the reason I’m late to class every day.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddicus Atticus

Atticus Finch, but he’s got a mullet and a temper.

Text: 'He yelled at a squirrel once.'

Tweet: 'Daddicus: the only dad who can make a mullet look good.'

DM: 'He’s the reason I have nightmares.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddiama

Daddy drama is when your dad acts like he's the king of the castle and everyone else is just background noise.

Dad: I'm the best dad. You're just a waste of space.

Dad: I didn't raise you to be a failure.

Dad: You're lucky I didn't throw you out when you were six.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddiama

Daddy drama is when your dad takes every tiny thing and turns it into a full-blown war.

Dad: You forgot your socks? I'm going to war with you.

Dad: I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. Very, very disappointed.

Dad: If you don't clean your room, I'm going to take your allowance.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddiama

Daddy drama is when your dad has no life and makes you live his problems.

Dad: I had a bad day at work. Now you're going to have a bad day too.

Dad: I'm sad. You should be sad too.

Dad: My coffee is cold, and now I hate you.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddiama

Daddy drama is when your dad doesn't know how to be a dad and just yells a lot.

Dad: I'm yelling because I'm tired.

Dad: I don't know how to be a dad, but I'm trying.

Dad: You're the problem. I'm just the yelling.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddiama

Daddy drama is when your dad takes every little thing and turns it into a big deal.

Dad: You didn't do your homework? That's a big deal.

Dad: I'm going to tell your mom.

Dad: This is the worst thing that's ever happened to you.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddiama

Daddy drama is when your dad is like a toddler with a lot of power.

Dad: I don't want to be a dad anymore.

Dad: I'm taking away your snacks.

Dad: I'm going to cry if you don't listen to me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddi addi

A dirty word for someone named Addison. Like if they were your ex and they still text you.

Hey Addison, you still think you're cute?

Addison, I know where you live.

Addison, I saw you at the grocery store.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddi addi

A person who gives Adderall to someone else. Whether it's a friend, a lover, or someone who just needs to stop crying.

Hey, you got my Adderall? I need it to survive this class.

If you don't give me Adderall, I will fail this test.

I'm your Daddi Addi, and I will give you Adderall.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddi addi

A hot guy who is too cheap to buy you a game. Even if you beg him, he'll just say no.

You asked me to buy 2k21, and I said no.

I'm not buying that game, and you know it.

I'm rich, but I still won't buy you that game.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddi addi

A guy who loves pigs and knows all about old money stuff, like when banks crashed and songs from the 70s.

I know all about the Panic of 1837 and Big Iron.

I play Terraria like it's my job.

I love pigs more than you love pizza.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddi addi

The best Addi ever. Smart, sexy, cool, and perfect. Like a superhero with better hair.

You're the best Addi ever, and I'm not even lying.

You're perfect, and I'm just your fan.

You're like a god, and I'm just your follower.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked

Your dad shows up right in the middle of your mom giving you a big old arse-whacking.

Dad walks in as I’m getting a royal arse-beating from Mom. Classic.

I was mid-slap when Dad came in like he owned the place.

Mom was going for the full arse-kick when Dad walked in like he was late for dinner.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked

Your dad crashes the party when your mom is giving you the ultimate arse-lashing.

Dad walks in mid-whack. I was like, 'Dad, what are you doing here?}'

Mom was about to finish me when Dad came in like he was the main event.

I was getting the full arse-battering when Dad came in like he was invited.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked

Your dad shows up right when your mom is giving you the ultimate backside spanking.

Dad walks in just as Mom was about to slap me with the whole hand.

I was mid-spanking when Dad came in like he was the life of the party.

Mom was going for the full arse-kick when Dad showed up like he was the guest of honor.

by Slangipedia 16d ago