Discover Slang

Daddy Q
Daddy Q is a bossy but cool guy who loves being called daddy. He yells a lot but still acts like a prince. He’s the funniest guy you’ll ever meet and will make you laugh till you cry.
Daddy Q: 'You call me daddy or I’ll make you cry!' Me: 'Okay daddy.'
Daddy Q: 'You think you can leave without saying goodbye? I’ll haunt you!' Me: 'Okay daddy.'
Daddy Q: 'You think you’re funny? I’ll laugh so hard I’ll pee my pants!' Me: 'Okay daddy.'
Daddy Q
Daddy Q is a loudmouth who wants you to call him daddy. He’s like a wild dog with a bow tie. He makes you laugh until your sides hurt and then he yells at you.
Daddy Q: 'You think you can mess with me? I’ll eat your homework!' Me: 'Okay daddy.'
Daddy Q: 'You laugh at my jokes? I’ll laugh so hard I’ll fall over!' Me: 'Okay daddy.'
Daddy Q: 'You think you’re tough? I’ll take you down like a champ!' Me: 'Okay daddy.'
Daddy Q
Daddy Q is a tough love kind of guy who wants you to call him daddy. He’s like a teacher who also has a sense of humor. He’s the reason you’re laughing and crying at the same time.
Daddy Q: 'You think you can ignore me? I’ll make you regret it!' Me: 'Okay daddy.'
Daddy Q: 'You laugh at my jokes? I’ll laugh so hard I’ll fall asleep!' Me: 'Okay daddy.'
Daddy Q: 'You think you’re better than me? I’ll prove it!' Me: 'Okay daddy.'
Daddy Q
Daddy Q is like your favorite uncle who also wants to be called daddy. He’s loud, he’s funny, and he’s the reason you’re still laughing at his jokes.
Daddy Q: 'You think you can leave without a goodbye? I’ll make you stay!' Me: 'Okay daddy.'
Daddy Q: 'You laugh at my jokes? I’ll laugh so hard I’ll cry!' Me: 'Okay daddy.'
Daddy Q: 'You think you’re tough? I’ll take you down like a champ!' Me: 'Okay daddy.'
Daddy Q
Daddy Q is a man who wants you to call him daddy. He’s the funniest guy you’ve ever met and will make you laugh until your stomach hurts. He’s like a wild animal with a sense of humor.
Daddy Q: 'You think you can ignore me? I’ll make you regret it!' Me: 'Okay daddy.'
Daddy Q: 'You laugh at my jokes? I’ll laugh so hard I’ll fall over!' Me: 'Okay daddy.'
Daddy Q: 'You think you’re better than me? I’ll prove it!' Me: 'Okay daddy.'
Daddy Q
Daddy Q is the kind of guy who wants you to call him daddy. He’s the funniest guy you’ll ever meet and will make you laugh until you can’t breathe. He’s like a teacher who also has a sense of humor.
Daddy Q: 'You think you can leave without saying goodbye? I’ll haunt you!' Me: 'Okay daddy.'
Daddy Q: 'You laugh at my jokes? I’ll laugh so hard I’ll fall asleep!' Me: 'Okay daddy.'
Daddy Q: 'You think you’re tough? I’ll take you down like a champ!' Me: 'Okay daddy.'
Daddy Problems
A rich dad who ignores his daughter when she's young. She grows up hating his guts and chases every guy who looks at her like he's the king of the universe.
My dad left me for a pizza and a movie. I left him for a guy who said I was 'worth it.'
He didn't show up to my graduation. I showed up to his funeral with a guy who said he'd pay for the casket.
He called me 'missy' once. I called him 'deadbeat' a thousand times.
Daddy Problems
A girl who never had a dad to love her. She ends up dating any guy who gives her the time of day, even if he treats her like trash.
He texted me 'Hey baby' and I said 'Hey dad.' He said 'What?' I said 'You're not my dad.'
He brought me a burger. I brought him a divorce.
He said I was 'his type.' I said I was 'his mistake.'
Daddy Probing
A guy at the bar checking if a girl has a bad dad and if she'll suck his cock like it's a personal mission.
He asked her if her dad was a drunk and she said yes. He smiled and ordered another drink.
She told him her dad left when she was 12. He said, 'That’s why you’re still here.'
He asked if her dad ever hit her. She said, 'No, he just left me with the bill.'
Daddy Probing
When a man tries to figure out how much a girl hates her dad and how much she loves his cock.
He asked her if her dad was a failure. She said, 'He was. But you're not.'
She said her dad never paid for anything. He said, 'That’s why I’m here.'
He asked if she’d give him a blowjob for a million bucks. She said, 'I’d do it for a dad.'
Daddy Probing
A guy checking out a girl to see if she has a bad dad and if she’ll give him a blowjob for revenge.
He said, 'Your dad suck?' She said, 'He did. But I’m better.'
She told him her dad was a thief. He said, 'Good, I’m a customer.'
He asked if she’d give him a blowjob to get back at her dad. She said, 'I’d do it for free.'
Daddy Poppins
A band from Oregon that sounds like your old man got wasted and started a rock band with a chicken and a trombone.
My mom said I’d be dead by 15 if I listened to this band anymore.
I failed math because I was too busy listening to Zoot Suit Riot in class.
My brother said they’re the reason my dog now does the twist.
Daddy Poppins
A guy who’s so good at being a daddy, he might even make you cum in your pants.
My teacher called my dad a Daddy Poppins and I got detention.
My crush said I was his Daddy Poppins and I fainted.
My dog called my dad a Daddy Poppins and peed on my math test.
Daddy Pop
A man who pops out kids and doesn't care if they're happy or sad. He just wants more free food.
My dad is a Daddy Pop. He had six kids and still doesn't know my name.
He had a baby and didn't even say please.
He had a kid and then left her at the mall.
Daddy Pop
A smelly, stoned version of grandpa. Like the weed strain Grand Daddy Purple, but worse.
My grandpa is a Daddy Pop. He smells like old cheese and eats all the cookies.
He says he’s high, but he just eats candy.
He calls me ‘little bud’ and I don’t get it.
Daddy Pop
When a black guy is already a dad and then gets a new girl pregnant and makes her bleed.
My uncle is a Daddy Pop. He had a baby and then got a new one.
He had a girl and made her bleed in the park.
He had two kids and still wants more.
Daddy Pop
Putting your weiner in a baby bottle and then getting a blow job from a baby.
My uncle stuck his weiner in a baby bottle and got a blow job.
He put his weiner in sugar and got a blow job from a baby.
He put his weiner in a baby bottle and then ate a cookie.
Daddy Poop
The official name of the most legendary character in the most awesome movie ever made, Emoji Movie. Everyone knows it's the best, no debate.
"Daddy Poop is the GOAT, no cap."
My cousin said Daddy Poop is better than my uncle's flex.
I cried when I saw Daddy Poop in the movie.
Daddy Poop
A black kid 10 or younger. If a white person says it, they're a racist. If a black person or another minority says it, it's cute.
My teacher called me Daddy Poop and I was mad.
My friend said Daddy Poop to my brother and got a slap.
I called my cousin Daddy Poop and he smiled.
Daddy Poop
Same as Homey G Dawg. They’re basically the same person, just with different names.
Daddy Poop and Homey G Dawg are twins.
My mom says they’re the same.
They’re both cool, but I like Daddy Poop more.
xs