Daddy Poppins

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A band from Oregon that sounds like your old man got wasted and started a rock band with a chicken and a trombone.
My mom said I’d be dead by 15 if I listened to this band anymore.
I failed math because I was too busy listening to Zoot Suit Riot in class.
My brother said they’re the reason my dog now does the twist.
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A guy who’s so good at being a daddy, he might even make you cum in your pants.
My teacher called my dad a Daddy Poppins and I got detention.
My crush said I was his Daddy Poppins and I fainted.
My dog called my dad a Daddy Poppins and peed on my math test.
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