Daddy Problems

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A rich dad who ignores his daughter when she's young. She grows up hating his guts and chases every guy who looks at her like he's the king of the universe.
My dad left me for a pizza and a movie. I left him for a guy who said I was 'worth it.'
He didn't show up to my graduation. I showed up to his funeral with a guy who said he'd pay for the casket.
He called me 'missy' once. I called him 'deadbeat' a thousand times.
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A girl who never had a dad to love her. She ends up dating any guy who gives her the time of day, even if he treats her like trash.
He texted me 'Hey baby' and I said 'Hey dad.' He said 'What?' I said 'You're not my dad.'
He brought me a burger. I brought him a divorce.
He said I was 'his type.' I said I was 'his mistake.'
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