Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked - Your dad crashes the party when your mom is giving you the u

Your dad crashes the party when your mom is giving you the ultimate arse-lashing.

Dad walks in mid-whack. I was like, 'Dad, what are you doing here?}'

Mom was about to finish me when Dad came in like he was the main event.

I was getting the full arse-battering when Dad came in like he was invited.