Dabbagh
Dabbagh is a man with a cock as big as a rhino and balls so huge they could light up the moon. He’s the king of laziness and getting it on because his nuts are too big to move.
My cousin said Dabbagh could beat up a bear with one hand and still have time to text his ex.
I asked Dabbagh if he had ever felt his balls at the same time as a thunderclap. He said no, but he wished he had.
Dabbagh told me his balls were so big, he had to rent a car just to get them in.