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D/bg
A guy who acts like a dad to a girl because he’s tired of his own life and she’s too young to know better. It’s like a bad relationship but with more cuddles and less sense.
"You’re my babygirl now," he said, like he just saved her from a fire and she was five."
She texted him, "I’m crying in the bathroom again. Dad?"
He replied to her Instagram story, "My babygirl’s having a meltdown. I’ll be there in five."
D/bg
A man who treats a woman like a kid because he’s either lonely, a pervert, or both. She acts like she needs him, even if she’s just high.
"You’re my babygirl. I’ll take care of you," he said, while she was still wearing her pajamas and eating cereal for dinner."
She posted, "My daddy took me to the mall. I got a new dress. I love him."
He DM’d her, "Don’t worry, babygirl. I’m here for you. Always."
D/bg
When a guy acts like a dad to a girl just so he can feel important and she can avoid adult problems. It’s like a bad version of a family drama.
"I’m your daddy now," he said, while she was still wearing her pajamas and eating cereal for dinner."
She sent him a voice note, "Daddy, I’m sad. Can you come get me?"
He texted, "I’m your dad now. You don’t have to be sad anymore."
D/bg
A guy who thinks he’s a dad to a girl because he’s either too old, too dumb, or both. She goes along with it because she’s either high, lonely, or both.
"I’m your daddy," he said, while she was still wearing her pajamas and eating cereal for dinner."
She posted, "My daddy took me to the mall. I got a new dress. I love him."
He texted, "I’m your dad now. You don’t have to be sad anymore."
D/bg
When a guy tries to be a dad to a girl just so he can feel like he matters. She goes along with it because she’s either lazy, high, or both.
"I’m your daddy," he said, while she was still wearing her pajamas and eating cereal for dinner."
She posted, "My daddy took me to the mall. I got a new dress. I love him."
He texted, "I’m your dad now. You don’t have to be sad anymore."
D/E Ratio
D/E Ratio is how much of a pain in the ass someone is compared to how much money they bring in. More drama, less cash. Simple math, but nobody wants to do it.
My client called me at 2 a. m. because their dog didn't like the coffee.
My boss fights with the printer like it stole his lunch money.
The client sent me a 12-page rant about the color of my email signature.
D/E Ratio
D/E Ratio is the amount of nonsense someone throws at you divided by how much cash they give you. If they're screaming at you over a typo, that's a high ratio.
My client flipped out because the logo was one pixel off.
He called me names because I didn't use his favorite font.
She sent me a 47-emoji message about the size of my margins.
D/E Ratio
D/E Ratio is when someone makes your life a nightmare just to get a little money. They're like a screaming toddler with a piggy bank.
He yelled at me for 20 minutes because he didn't like my font choice.
She sent me a 10-page email about the alignment of my paragraphs.
He threatened to sue me for using too much white space.
D/E Ratio
D/E Ratio is the amount of time you spend dealing with a jerk divided by how much money they give you. If they're worth more than the time you wasted, you're doing good.
He called me at 3 a. m. to complain about my spacing.
She sent me a 12-paragraph message about the shade of my background.
He threatened to quit because my table was 1 pixel too wide.
D/E Ratio
D/E Ratio is like having a drama queen in your business. They complain about everything from your coffee to your font, and you get paid less because of it.
She cried because I used a different font for the title.
He sent me a 20-emoji message about my spacing.
She called me at 1 a. m. to argue about the color of my text.
D/E
D/E is like the Desert Eagle, a gun so strong it could shoot a bear in the face and still have energy left to yell at you.
Dude, that Desert Eagle could shoot a bear and still have energy left to yell at me.
I shot a bear with my Desert Eagle and still had energy left to yell at you.
That Desert Eagle is so strong, it could shoot a bear and still yell at me.
D/E
D/E means someone is so stuck on a dick they can’t even think about leaving it, even if it’s falling off.
He’s so stuck on that dick he can’t even think about leaving it.
She can’t leave the dick even if it’s falling off.
That guy is so stuck on the dick, he can’t even leave it.
D/E
D/E is like a serious A-B conversation, but with more yelling, more swearing, and you’re probably going to get a face full of drama.
That D/E was more serious than an A-B conversation and I got a face full of drama.
D/E was like an A-B conversation but with more swearing and yelling.
D/E was so serious, I almost cried and got a face full of drama.
D/E
D/E is like the drama a person brings to work, divided by how much money they make, and if it’s high, it means they’re a pain in the ass.
That guy has a D/E ratio so high, he’s a pain in the ass.
Her D/E ratio is through the roof, and she’s a pain in the ass.
That D/E ratio is so high, I’m ready to quit.
D/E
D/E standar is when you do something wild in a game, but you don’t act like a fool, you just say it’s the standard and walk away cool.
He did something wild in the game, but said it’s the standard and walked away cool.
She did something sick and just said it’s the standard.
He did something wild, called it the standard, and walked off like a boss.
D/E
D/E is a day where someone with a D or E name has to make out, or kiss, or else they’re doomed to eternal loneliness.
On D/E day, I had to kiss him or else I was doomed.
She had to make out with me on D/E day or else she was doomed.
D/E day came, and I had to kiss him or else I was doomed.
D/E
D/E is a girl who doesn’t need a man, except when it’s time for the good stuff, and then she’s all over him.
That girl doesn’t need a man, except for the good stuff.
She doesn’t need a man, but she’s all over him when it’s time for the good stuff.
D/E is a girl who doesn’t need a man, except when it’s time for the good stuff.
D/A team
A group of kids who are too lazy or too bad to join any real sports or club. All they do is sniff glue and chug beer like it's a competition.
My D/A team showed up to practice with empty bottles and a bag of chips.
They tried to run, but they walked and then sat down.
The teacher said they’re not even real students, just ghosts in the hallway.
D/A team
When things go to hell, the D Team jumps in and beats the crap out of everyone. They don’t just win. They destroy the competition like it’s a video game.
The D Team walked in and the other team ran out crying.
They beat the school’s best team like it was a math test.
They didn’t just win, they turned the game into a war.
D/A team
A bunch of kids on the track team who run long distances. They don’t sprint, they don’t jump, and they sure as hell don’t throw anything.
They ran for 20 minutes and still had time to text their friends.
They’re the ones who take forever to get from class to class.
They’re like the slowest people in the universe.
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