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A human meatball that makes everyone drool

He walked into the room and the whole class forgot how to breathe.

She texted him and got a reply in 3 seconds. That’s a Babian.

He got three love letters in one day. All from different teachers.

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A person so attractive they make your face hurt

I saw him and my face turned into a tomato. Classic Babian move.

She smiled at me and my heart exploded. That’s a Babian.

He walked past me and my brain short-circuited.

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A person who makes your brain go *blorp*

She walked in and my brain said 'blorp.' That’s a Babian.

He winked at me and my brain forgot how to think. Babian level: max.

I saw him and my brain tried to leave. That’s a Babian.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

I'm telling you right now I'd rather chew my own leg off than give it to you

Bro I'm not giving you my last candy bar I'd rather die

She said she'd rather take a bullet than hand me her lunch money

He said he'd rather eat a whole pizza by himself than share it

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I'm so not doing this it's like I'm getting a root canal just thinking about it

You want me to help you with math I'm getting a root canal

He said he'd rather fight a dragon than do that homework

She said doing that is like getting stabbed with a pencil

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I'm saying no so hard it's like I'm shouting it from the top of a mountain

She said no so loud the whole school heard her

He said no so hard it woke up the principal

I said no so loud the teacher gave me a time-out

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I'm giving you the cold shoulder so hard it's like you're made of ice

He gave me the cold shoulder so hard I froze

She gave me the cold shoulder I could barely feel my feet

I gave him the cold shoulder and he turned into a snowman

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I'm saying no so strong it's like I kicked you in the gut

She said no so strong it knocked me over

He said no so hard it felt like I got hit

I said no so strong it made him cry

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To drink so much you trip on your own feet and crash into the stairs like a drunk elephant.

I babiaked so hard I woke up in the hallway with a beer in my mouth.

He babiaked so fast he knocked over a lamp and a grandma.

She babiaked and fell down three flights of stairs like it was a rollercoaster.

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Getting so wasted you stumble down stairs like a drunk flamingo with no balance.

I babiaked and ended up face-first in the floor.

He babiaked and took out the entire staircase with one wobble.

She babiaked and screamed like a banshee while falling.

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When you get so tipsy you go down the stairs like a drunk robot with broken sensors.

I babiaked and spilled my drink all over my shirt.

He babiaked and knocked over a table and a cat.

She babiaked and almost broke her ankle on the third step.

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A curse that turns grown men into bladders on legs after just a few drinks. They’ll pee like they’re trying to flood a toilet.

My uncle peed on the floor at the bar. He said it was a 'Babi-bladder emergency.'

He drank two beers and ran out of the room like a scared kid.

At the party, he peed in the punch bowl. It was a real Babi-bladder disaster.

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When your bladder is so full, it looks like you’re pregnant and about to give birth to a puddle.

She drank three sodas and looked like she was about to pop. 'Babi-bladder mode activated,' she said.

He was so full, he looked like a human bladder on legs.

At the dinner table, she had to run to the bathroom like she was giving birth.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A family sickness that turns Babos kids into restroom addicts, especially when they’re on vacation or trying to act fancy.

He had to use the restroom six times during dinner. 'Babi-bladder strikes again,' he said.

On vacation, she peed in the pool. It was a Babi-bladder nightmare.

At the fancy restaurant, he had to run out like he was dying.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Babi momma wanna

A babi momma wanna is when a girl hits on you just to get you to pop her cherry and make her preggo. Once you do, she’ll turn into a total pain in the ass and try to split you two up so she can take you to court and drain you for 18 years.

She said she loved me, but I just got a call from her lawyer.

He said he’d be my forever man, but now he’s my ex and my child’s lawyer.

She said she’d be my best friend, but now I’m paying for her kid’s college.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Babi momma wanna

Babi momma wanna is when a girl wants your sperm just to make a baby, but she doesn’t care about your heart. Once she’s preggo, she’ll break your relationship and take you to court so she can rob you blind for 18 years.

She said I was her soulmate, but now I’m her ex and her kid’s tutor.

He asked me to be his wife, but now I’m his ex and his kid’s babysitter.

She said we’d be happy together, but now I’m paying for her divorce.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Babi momma wanna

A babi momma wanna is when a girl wants your sperm just to have a baby, but she doesn’t love you. Once you pop her cherry, she’ll split you two up and take you to court to make you pay for her kid for 18 years.

She told me we’d be together forever, but now I’m her ex and her kid’s coach.

He said he’d never leave me, but now he’s with her and my kid’s teacher.

She said we’d be the best couple, but now I’m paying for her kid’s college.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A title for your bestie who you love more than your ex and your mom combined. It’s like babi girl but for a friend instead of your damn girlfriend.

Babi linn is my official title. You’re stuck with me forever.

I’ll call you babi linn if you stop roasting me in class.

Babi linn? That’s the best you can do? I expected something better.

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The nickname you give to your number one friend. It’s like babi girl but for someone who doesn’t make you cry every Tuesday.

You’re my babi linn. Don’t you dare leave me for someone else.

Babi linn? Please. I’ve had worse nicknames.

I called you babi linn because you’re the only one who knows my secret.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A name for your favorite friend. It’s like babi girl but for someone who doesn’t make you pull out your hair.

You’re my babi linn. Don’t make me regret this.

Babi linn? That’s a fancy way of saying you’re my favorite.

I called you babi linn because you’re the only one who gets me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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