Babi momma wanna

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A babi momma wanna is when a girl hits on you just to get you to pop her cherry and make her preggo. Once you do, she’ll turn into a total pain in the ass and try to split you two up so she can take you to court and drain you for 18 years.
She said she loved me, but I just got a call from her lawyer.
He said he’d be my forever man, but now he’s my ex and my child’s lawyer.
She said she’d be my best friend, but now I’m paying for her kid’s college.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Babi momma wanna is when a girl wants your sperm just to make a baby, but she doesn’t care about your heart. Once she’s preggo, she’ll break your relationship and take you to court so she can rob you blind for 18 years.
She said I was her soulmate, but now I’m her ex and her kid’s tutor.
He asked me to be his wife, but now I’m his ex and his kid’s babysitter.
She said we’d be happy together, but now I’m paying for her divorce.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A babi momma wanna is when a girl wants your sperm just to have a baby, but she doesn’t love you. Once you pop her cherry, she’ll split you two up and take you to court to make you pay for her kid for 18 years.
She told me we’d be together forever, but now I’m her ex and her kid’s coach.
He said he’d never leave me, but now he’s with her and my kid’s teacher.
She said we’d be the best couple, but now I’m paying for her kid’s college.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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