Babi momma wanna
A babi momma wanna is when a girl wants your sperm just to have a baby, but she doesn’t love you. Once you pop her cherry, she’ll split you two up and take you to court to make you pay for her kid for 18 years.
She told me we’d be together forever, but now I’m her ex and her kid’s coach.
He said he’d never leave me, but now he’s with her and my kid’s teacher.
She said we’d be the best couple, but now I’m paying for her kid’s college.