Babian

He walked into the room and the whole class forgot how to breathe.

She texted him and got a reply in 3 seconds. That’s a Babian.

He got three love letters in one day. All from different teachers.

I saw him and my face turned into a tomato. Classic Babian move.

She smiled at me and my heart exploded. That’s a Babian.

He walked past me and my brain short-circuited.

She walked in and my brain said 'blorp.' That’s a Babian.

He winked at me and my brain forgot how to think. Babian level: max.

I saw him and my brain tried to leave. That’s a Babian.