D/A team

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A group of kids who are too lazy or too bad to join any real sports or club. All they do is sniff glue and chug beer like it's a competition.
My D/A team showed up to practice with empty bottles and a bag of chips.
They tried to run, but they walked and then sat down.
The teacher said they’re not even real students, just ghosts in the hallway.
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When things go to hell, the D Team jumps in and beats the crap out of everyone. They don’t just win. They destroy the competition like it’s a video game.
The D Team walked in and the other team ran out crying.
They beat the school’s best team like it was a math test.
They didn’t just win, they turned the game into a war.
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A bunch of kids on the track team who run long distances. They don’t sprint, they don’t jump, and they sure as hell don’t throw anything.
They ran for 20 minutes and still had time to text their friends.
They’re the ones who take forever to get from class to class.
They’re like the slowest people in the universe.
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A super cool group of celebrities who fight crime and hate taxes. They’re like superheroes, but with better fashion sense and more money.
They dressed up as cops and beat up the tax man.
They saved the day with a fancy suit and a punch.
They don’t just fight crime. They fight bad fashion.
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A bunch of bad protesters who protest the wrong stuff. They’re like the trash of the protest world. They let looters and crooks hide behind them.
They showed up to protest a burger place instead of the school board.
They didn’t even know what they were fighting for.
They were just there to cause trouble and take free snacks.
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