D/bg
A guy who thinks he’s a dad to a girl because he’s either too old, too dumb, or both. She goes along with it because she’s either high, lonely, or both.
"I’m your daddy," he said, while she was still wearing her pajamas and eating cereal for dinner."
She posted, "My daddy took me to the mall. I got a new dress. I love him."
He texted, "I’m your dad now. You don’t have to be sad anymore."