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A guy who acts like a dad to a girl because he’s tired of his own life and she’s too young to know better. It’s like a bad relationship but with more cuddles and less sense.
"You’re my babygirl now," he said, like he just saved her from a fire and she was five."
She texted him, "I’m crying in the bathroom again. Dad?"
He replied to her Instagram story, "My babygirl’s having a meltdown. I’ll be there in five."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who treats a woman like a kid because he’s either lonely, a pervert, or both. She acts like she needs him, even if she’s just high.
"You’re my babygirl. I’ll take care of you," he said, while she was still wearing her pajamas and eating cereal for dinner."
She posted, "My daddy took me to the mall. I got a new dress. I love him."
He DM’d her, "Don’t worry, babygirl. I’m here for you. Always."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a guy acts like a dad to a girl just so he can feel important and she can avoid adult problems. It’s like a bad version of a family drama.
"I’m your daddy now," he said, while she was still wearing her pajamas and eating cereal for dinner."
She sent him a voice note, "Daddy, I’m sad. Can you come get me?"
He texted, "I’m your dad now. You don’t have to be sad anymore."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s a dad to a girl because he’s either too old, too dumb, or both. She goes along with it because she’s either high, lonely, or both.
"I’m your daddy," he said, while she was still wearing her pajamas and eating cereal for dinner."
She posted, "My daddy took me to the mall. I got a new dress. I love him."
He texted, "I’m your dad now. You don’t have to be sad anymore."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a guy tries to be a dad to a girl just so he can feel like he matters. She goes along with it because she’s either lazy, high, or both.
"I’m your daddy," he said, while she was still wearing her pajamas and eating cereal for dinner."
She posted, "My daddy took me to the mall. I got a new dress. I love him."
He texted, "I’m your dad now. You don’t have to be sad anymore."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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