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Stupid enough to think they’re the main character in everyone’s life
My cousin thinks he’s the reason the internet was invented.
She texted me at 2 AM to say her cat had a dream.
He tried to rob a bank with a banana.
DAFH
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Brainpower so low it’s like a dead goldfish
He asked if the sky was blue because he thought it was a color.
She tried to explain gravity with a cup of coffee.
He failed math and still thinks he’s a genius.
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So clueless they think TikTok is a real person
He followed 500 people and still doesn’t know who he is.
She sent a DM to a song asking for a date.
He thought the weather app was a conspiracy.
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Idiot enough to believe they’re a superhero
He tried to fly off a building with a skateboard.
She fought a vending machine because it didn’t give her candy.
He thought his dog was a time-traveling alien.
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Moron so deep it’s like a black hole for common sense
He thinks the moon is made of cheese and it’s a conspiracy.
She tried to start a revolution with a toaster.
He got fired for talking to the walls.
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Dumb enough to think they’re the main character in every story
He walked into a wall and still thinks he’s a hero.
She thinks her ex is still in love with her because he didn’t text back.
He tried to solve a murder with a calculator.