Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say you’re so wasted you can’t tell your ass from your face.

I drank 12 beers and ate three tacos. I’m DAFHAS.

My friend got into a fight with a vending machine. He’s DAFHAS.

She texted me a picture of her cat wearing a hat. She’s DAFHAS.

2

When you’re so high and drunk you think your couch is a spaceship.

He tried to fly the couch to Mars. He’s DAFHAS.

She cried at a sandwich. She’s DAFHAS.

I tried to talk to my dog. He didn’t respond. I’m DAFHAS.

3

When you’re so wasted you think your pants are a hat and your hat is a pants.

He wore his hat on his head and his pants on his feet. He’s DAFHAS.

She tried to eat a sock. She’s DAFHAS.

I tried to sing. It was like a war. I’m DAFHAS.

4

You’re so drunk and high you think your fridge is your mom and your mom is your fridge.

He called his fridge ‘Mom’ and asked it for dinner. He’s DAFHAS.

She tried to hug the microwave. She’s DAFHAS.

I tried to walk. I fell. I’m DAFHAS.

5

When you’re so wasted you think your neighbor is your long-lost twin and you’re both trying to beat each other up.

He yelled at his neighbor for eating his cereal. He’s DAFHAS.

She tried to wrestle her brother. She’s DAFHAS.

I tried to talk. I just screamed. I’m DAFHAS.