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Daffah
a thing so messed up it makes your brain hurt and your pants smell like regret
My mom’s new boyfriend is a daffah. He wears socks with sandals and talks to his plants.
The pizza delivery guy was a daffah. He showed up on a bike and had a pet raccoon.
My teacher said my essay was a daffah. It had four paragraphs and two spelling mistakes.
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Daffah
something so bizarre it could make a unicorn cry and a vampire blush
That outfit my brother wore to the party was a daffah. It had socks, a hat, and a spoon.
The way my dog dances is a daffah. He thinks he’s a ballerina.
My mom’s new job is a daffah. She works at a pet store and wears a tutu.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daffah
a thing so crazy it should be banned and given a lifetime pass to the dumbest club ever
My neighbor’s new hobby is a daffah. He collects cheese and talks to his blender.
The way my little sister sings is a daffah. She thinks she’s singing opera.
My dad’s new side job is a daffah. He works at a donut shop and wears a cape.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daffah
something so strange it could scare a ghost and make a robot question its life choices
My math teacher’s new hairstyle is a daffah. It looks like a tornado hit his head.
The way my dog chews my shoes is a daffah. He thinks they’re a new toy.
My mom’s new boyfriend’s hair is a daffah. It looks like he used a paintbrush and a glue stick.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daffah
a thing so ridiculous it could make a donut blush and a llama laugh
My little brother’s new dance is a daffah. He does the robot and wiggles his toes.
My mom’s new job is a daffah. She works at a donut shop and wears a crown.
My teacher’s new pet is a daffah. It’s a parrot that wears sunglasses.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daffaa
Daffaa is the funniest, dirtiest, most annoying, and unforgettable person you'll ever meet. You'd be a fool not to bang him and tell everyone about it.
I saw Daffaa at the mall and laughed so hard I peed my pants.
My cousin tried to ignore Daffaa and ended up crying in a bathroom.
Daffaa told a joke at my party and my dog left me for him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daffaa
Daffaa is the kind of person who turns your day from okay to absolutely ridiculous. You'll wish you had his laugh forever.
Daffaa walked into my class and my teacher forgot how to teach.
I texted Daffaa and he replied with a photo of a chicken wearing sunglasses.
Daffaa told a joke during my mom's speech and she started yelling at him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daffaa
Daffaa is the human version of a punchline. If you don't punch him, you're gonna get hit by his jokes.
Daffaa came to my house and my dog ran away from him.
Daffaa told a joke at my football game and I got kicked out.
Daffaa sent me a message and it was just 'Why?'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daffaa
Daffaa is the funniest, most ridiculous, and most unforgettable person you'll ever meet. You'd be a total idiot not to bang him and brag about it.
Daffaa came to my school and made my teacher cry.
Daffaa told a joke and my dad started singing.
Daffaa sent me a message and it was just a picture of a banana wearing a hat.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daffaa
Daffaa is so funny, he could make a dead man laugh. If you don’t bang him, you’re gonna regret it for life.
Daffaa told me a joke and my dog started dancing.
Daffaa walked into my room and my mom screamed.
Daffaa sent me a joke and I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daffaa
Daffaa is the funniest person alive. If you don’t bang him, you're going to be the saddest person alive.
Daffaa told a joke at my birthday and my cake exploded.
Daffaa came to my house and my cat ran away.
Daffaa texted me and it was just 'Hello, I'm a funny man.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daffa Nayandra
He’s the only light in my life when I’m stuck in a pit of sadness. He came back after I got dumped and it took him four months to show up, but I’m happy he did. He puts up with my nonsense and talks back. He’s like me, but with a penis.
He’s the only light in my life when I’m stuck in a pit of sadness.
He came back after I got dumped and it took him four months to show up, but I’m happy he did.
He puts up with my nonsense and talks back.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daffa Nayandra
He’s like my twin brother, but he’s a guy and he’s got a brain. He’s friendly to everyone, but he gives me mixed signals. I think about it every single day, but I don’t care that much.
He’s like my twin brother, but he’s a guy and he’s got a brain.
He’s friendly to everyone, but he gives me mixed signals.
I think about it every single day, but I don’t care that much.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daffa Nayandra
I would never hurt him, even if he tried to murder me. His mom is amazing, and all the girls he’s dated before made me the best version of myself. I’m being serious, I’m not joking.
I would never hurt him, even if he tried to murder me.
His mom is amazing, and all the girls he’s dated before made me the best version of myself.
I’m being serious, I’m not joking.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daffa Nayandra
We only met twice, but I like him a lot. If he liked me back, that’d be perfect. I’m thankful for him, even if he doesn’t always act like it.
We only met twice, but I like him a lot.
If he liked me back, that’d be perfect.
I’m thankful for him, even if he doesn’t always act like it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daffa Nayandra
He’s my best friend, my crush, and he’s a total mess. He’s friendly, but he’s got a brain and he’s got a brain and he doesn’t know what he wants.
He’s my best friend, my crush, and he’s a total mess.
He’s friendly, but he’s got a brain and he’s got a brain.
He doesn’t know what he wants.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daffa Nayandra
I’m not even going to try to explain how much I like him. I just want to say thank you. I’m not going to hurt him, even if he tries to kill me.
I’m not even going to try to explain how much I like him.
I just want to say thank you.
I’m not going to hurt him, even if he tries to kill me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daff
Daff means you get two butt holes stuffed with fingers and you're a fag. You can add ing to make it a verb.
I got daffed by my cousin and his friend during a family reunion.
At the party, I was daffing the whole time and no one stopped me.
Daffing is the new way to show off at the club.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daff
So bad it makes your mom cry. It’s like the worst pizza ever.
That movie was daff. I fell asleep before it ended.
My job is daff. I just mop floors all day.
My ex’s new boyfriend is daff. He wears socks with sandals.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daff
Daff is a Medal of Honor pro who plays like a Norwegian witch. You won’t get it.
Daff beat me in the game. I didn’t even know he was online.
He plays like he’s fighting trolls from Norway.
I asked him how he does that. He just said, ‘It’s magic.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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