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Daemanie
A human-shaped goddess with a smile that could make a saint blush. She’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a fool. She’ll make you believe in love, then drop a bomb on your feelings just to see you cry.
You asked me out. I said yes. Then I cried in your math class.
I failed my test. She failed hers too. But I still love her.
She made me believe in forever. Then she told me she had a crush on someone else.
Daemanie
A dude who thinks he’s a legend, but he’s just wearing glasses and hoodies. He’s smart, but he can’t talk to girls. He’ll message you at 2 a. m. just to say hi. He’s probably rich, but he’ll deny it if you ask.
Why’d you message me at 2 a. m.? I was asleep.
You’re rich, aren’t you? I saw you in the car with your dad.
You can’t talk to girls. Why’d you ask me out?
Daemanie
He’s shy at first, but he’ll message you every day if you let him. He’s not into sports, but he’s into books and games. He’s probably rich, but he’ll fight you if you say it. He’s a good friend, but he’s also a bit of a weirdo.
Why’d you message me 10 times today? I’m not your friend yet.
You’re rich, aren’t you? I saw you in the car.
You’re weird. Why’d you ask me out?
Daemani
A total legend who’s like a god in disguise. He’s smart as hell, can do anything, and plays games like it’s his job. He wears glasses and hoodies like it’s a religion. He’s shy at first, but once he gets to know you, he’s your best friend for life. He’s not hot stuff with girls, but he’ll still try and fail.
Daemani: 'I can beat you at chess, Mario Kart, and algebra. Also, I’m wearing a hoodie.'
Daemani slid into my DMs like he had no life.
He tried to ask me out and said 'I’m not good with girls, but I’m good with math.'
Daemani
He’s a total wallflower until you talk to him. Then he’s all over you like a rash. He’s not athletic, but he’s rich as hell and doesn’t know why. He’ll deny it if you say it to his face. He sends DMs like it’s his job and then disappears.
Daemani slid into my DMs 10 times in one day. I blocked him.
He’s rich but thinks he’s poor. It’s annoying.
He’s not athletic but owns a Lamborghini. It’s not fair.
Daemani
The girl who will ruin your life in the best way possible. She’s beautiful, smart, and has a heart of gold. She’s also a little clumsy and can be a pain in the ass. Once you meet her, you’ll never be able to think of anything else. She’s your forever girlfriend and your best friend.
I met Daemanie and my life became a never-ending love story. It was annoying.
She tripped into my coffee and now we’re together. It was worth it.
She’s the best girlfriend ever, but she also makes me cry every day.
Daemani
She’s the main event. She has big eyes, a smile that will melt your heart, and a personality that’s impossible to ignore. She’s smart, silly, and can be a little stubborn. If you ever get with her, you’ll never be able to leave her side. She’s the core of your life and you’ll thank her later.
Daemanie smiled at me and I instantly fell in love. It was ridiculous.
She’s stubborn, but she’s also amazing. I’m stuck with her forever.
She’s the main core of my life, and I’m not complaining.
Daelynn's Abortion Clinic
A place where you pay to get rid of your baby and your problems.
I went to Daelynn's Abortion Clinic and came out with a coupon for a pizza.
My mom said I'd be dead if I didn't go to Daelynn's Abortion Clinic.
Daelynn's Abortion Clinic is the only reason I'm still breathing.
Daelynn's Abortion Clinic
A fancy way to say you get to punch your baby into a trash can.
I got a free soda at Daelynn's Abortion Clinic after I punched my baby into a trash can.
My friend cried at Daelynn's Abortion Clinic because her baby was a bad negotiator.
Daelynn's Abortion Clinic is like a restaurant but for babies.
Daelynn's Abortion Clinic
A place where you get to blame your baby for your bad decisions.
I blame my baby for my bad decisions and I blame Daelynn's Abortion Clinic for letting me get away with it.
My baby is a terrible roommate and I kicked it out through Daelynn's Abortion Clinic.
Daelynn's Abortion Clinic is the best part of my bad life.
Daelynn Mouth
A mouth that talks too much and says stupid stuff that gets you in trouble
I told the teacher my dog ate my homework. Now I have to bring him to school.
I said the principal looked like a bald chicken. He gave me detention.
I told my mom her coffee was bad. Now I have to drink it.
Daelynn Mouth
A mouth that can’t shut up and says things that are so dumb they’re funny
I told my brother his video game was easier than my math test. He beat me up.
I said the school lunch was like eating dirt. The cafeteria lady gave me a whooping.
I told my friend his haircut looked like a hedgehog. Now he won’t talk to me.
Daelynn Mouth
A mouth that goes on and on and says dumb stuff that gets you in big trouble
I told my teacher I was going to be president. Now I have to write a speech.
I said the math test was like a nightmare. My teacher gave me a pop quiz.
I told my mom my dog was a superhero. Now I have to dress him up.
Daelynn
A woman who’s got more power than a bulldozer and doesn’t need no help. She’s got a brain like a supercomputer, but she’s also got a temper like a volcano. She’s cool most of the time, but don’t mess with her.
Daelynn just stared at me like I was a piece of trash. I got the message.
She solved the problem in 10 seconds. I took 10 minutes to figure out what the problem was.
She didn’t even flinch when the boss yelled at her. I hid behind the couch.
Daelynn
A hot girl with eyes that look like they were dipped in coffee and hair that could make a man forget his own name. She’s got the whole school after her, and she’s got a brain to match her beauty.
Daelynn came in and all the guys stopped talking. Even the teacher forgot her lesson.
She gave me a shoulder to cry on after my dog died. I cried for an hour.
She got straight A’s and still had time to make me laugh.
Daelynn
A fat, smelly, fake girl who thinks she’s the best. She’s got a mouth like a sewer and a personality like a broken toaster. She’s a pain in the ass and everyone hates her.
Daelynn said I was ugly and then made a face. I still didn’t take it personally.
She talked about me behind my back and then acted like my best friend.
She spilled her lunch on me and then said I was a ‘disgusting human being’.
Daelynn
A clinic where you go to get rid of your problems. It’s like a magic pill for your life.
Daelynn is the best abortion clinic I ever saw. I felt better after I left.
I went to Daelynn and came out with a fresh start. No more drama.
She took my problems and turned them into a snack.
Daelynn
A girl who’s pretty on the inside and outside. She’s got curly hair that looks like it was made in heaven and eyes that look like they were stolen from a unicorn. But she’s got a mean streak and people hate her for it.
Daelynn was so pretty, I forgot my own name. Then she talked to me and I remembered I was ugly.
She got compliments from everyone, but she still hated me. I didn’t get why.
She had curly hair and green eyes, but she still had the nerve to say I was ugly.
Daelynn
A mouth that talks too much and says stupid stuff. It’s like having a broken radio in your head that won’t shut up.
Daelynn said the sky was green and the moon was made of cheese. I believed her for a while.
She told the teacher that the Earth was flat and I got detention for listening to her.
She said I was a ‘disaster’ and I took it as a compliment.
Daelyn Hoefner
Daelyn Hoefner is the most beautiful person ever and some say she might be God because she's so hot and perfect. She's basically the reason the sun shines and the moon glows.
My ex is still crying in the bathroom because Daelyn looked at him.
I got a tattoo of her face. It's on my neck. I look like a fool.
My mom said she’s gonna marry Daelyn. I don’t know why, but I’m not arguing with her.
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