Daelynn

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A woman who’s got more power than a bulldozer and doesn’t need no help. She’s got a brain like a supercomputer, but she’s also got a temper like a volcano. She’s cool most of the time, but don’t mess with her.
Daelynn just stared at me like I was a piece of trash. I got the message.
She solved the problem in 10 seconds. I took 10 minutes to figure out what the problem was.
She didn’t even flinch when the boss yelled at her. I hid behind the couch.
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A hot girl with eyes that look like they were dipped in coffee and hair that could make a man forget his own name. She’s got the whole school after her, and she’s got a brain to match her beauty.
Daelynn came in and all the guys stopped talking. Even the teacher forgot her lesson.
She gave me a shoulder to cry on after my dog died. I cried for an hour.
She got straight A’s and still had time to make me laugh.
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A fat, smelly, fake girl who thinks she’s the best. She’s got a mouth like a sewer and a personality like a broken toaster. She’s a pain in the ass and everyone hates her.
Daelynn said I was ugly and then made a face. I still didn’t take it personally.
She talked about me behind my back and then acted like my best friend.
She spilled her lunch on me and then said I was a ‘disgusting human being’.
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A clinic where you go to get rid of your problems. It’s like a magic pill for your life.
Daelynn is the best abortion clinic I ever saw. I felt better after I left.
I went to Daelynn and came out with a fresh start. No more drama.
She took my problems and turned them into a snack.
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A girl who’s pretty on the inside and outside. She’s got curly hair that looks like it was made in heaven and eyes that look like they were stolen from a unicorn. But she’s got a mean streak and people hate her for it.
Daelynn was so pretty, I forgot my own name. Then she talked to me and I remembered I was ugly.
She got compliments from everyone, but she still hated me. I didn’t get why.
She had curly hair and green eyes, but she still had the nerve to say I was ugly.
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A mouth that talks too much and says stupid stuff. It’s like having a broken radio in your head that won’t shut up.
Daelynn said the sky was green and the moon was made of cheese. I believed her for a while.
She told the teacher that the Earth was flat and I got detention for listening to her.
She said I was a ‘disaster’ and I took it as a compliment.
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