Daelynn's Abortion Clinic

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A place where you pay to get rid of your baby and your problems.

I went to Daelynn's Abortion Clinic and came out with a coupon for a pizza.

My mom said I'd be dead if I didn't go to Daelynn's Abortion Clinic.

Daelynn's Abortion Clinic is the only reason I'm still breathing.

A fancy way to say you get to punch your baby into a trash can.

I got a free soda at Daelynn's Abortion Clinic after I punched my baby into a trash can.

My friend cried at Daelynn's Abortion Clinic because her baby was a bad negotiator.

Daelynn's Abortion Clinic is like a restaurant but for babies.

A place where you get to blame your baby for your bad decisions.

I blame my baby for my bad decisions and I blame Daelynn's Abortion Clinic for letting me get away with it.

My baby is a terrible roommate and I kicked it out through Daelynn's Abortion Clinic.

Daelynn's Abortion Clinic is the best part of my bad life.