Daffah

My mom’s new boyfriend is a daffah. He wears socks with sandals and talks to his plants.

The pizza delivery guy was a daffah. He showed up on a bike and had a pet raccoon.

My teacher said my essay was a daffah. It had four paragraphs and two spelling mistakes.

That outfit my brother wore to the party was a daffah. It had socks, a hat, and a spoon.

The way my dog dances is a daffah. He thinks he’s a ballerina.

My mom’s new job is a daffah. She works at a pet store and wears a tutu.

My neighbor’s new hobby is a daffah. He collects cheese and talks to his blender.

The way my little sister sings is a daffah. She thinks she’s singing opera.

My dad’s new side job is a daffah. He works at a donut shop and wears a cape.

My math teacher’s new hairstyle is a daffah. It looks like a tornado hit his head.

The way my dog chews my shoes is a daffah. He thinks they’re a new toy.

My mom’s new boyfriend’s hair is a daffah. It looks like he used a paintbrush and a glue stick.

My little brother’s new dance is a daffah. He does the robot and wiggles his toes.

My mom’s new job is a daffah. She works at a donut shop and wears a crown.

My teacher’s new pet is a daffah. It’s a parrot that wears sunglasses.