Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Daff means you get two butt holes stuffed with fingers and you're a fag. You can add ing to make it a verb.

I got daffed by my cousin and his friend during a family reunion.

At the party, I was daffing the whole time and no one stopped me.

Daffing is the new way to show off at the club.

2

So bad it makes your mom cry. It’s like the worst pizza ever.

That movie was daff. I fell asleep before it ended.

My job is daff. I just mop floors all day.

My ex’s new boyfriend is daff. He wears socks with sandals.

3

Daff is a Medal of Honor pro who plays like a Norwegian witch. You won’t get it.

Daff beat me in the game. I didn’t even know he was online.

He plays like he’s fighting trolls from Norway.

I asked him how he does that. He just said, ‘It’s magic.’

4

A Drunken Asshole Football Fan is a guy who crashes parties and fights cops. He’s from the UK or Ireland.

That guy at the bar was a Daff. He threw a pint at a cop.

My cousin’s stag party turned into a Daff parade in Budapest.

I saw a Daff punch a waiter. He didn’t even flinch.

5

Daff is like saying ‘that’ but way worse. It’s a suburban word for posers.

He said, ‘That’s daff.’ I didn’t even know what that meant.

She used daff in a sentence. I died.

My teacher said, ‘This is daff.’ I got a D for that.

6

You start getting a hard on because of Miss Daffern. It’s not cute.

I got a boner because of Miss Daffern. I was in class.

He was daffing over Miss Daffern in the hallway.

I had to leave the room because of Miss Daffern. It was that bad.

7

A Daff is a dumb hoe who thinks she’s the main character.

My neighbor is a daff. She thinks she’s famous.

He dated a daff. She wore glitter to work.

My sister’s friend is a daff. She talks too much.