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Dagle

A weird German way of doing something that makes everyone cringe and get high

They did this weird German thing and everyone started laughing and getting high

The German guy showed up and everyone got confused and started cringing

It was like a weird German dance and people got high and cringed

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Dagity

A total disaster. Like your pants fell off in public.

My breakfast was a hot dog and a cactus. Dagity.

My ex said I was dagity. I said I was offended. I was wrong.

My mom’s cooking is dagity. It tastes like regret.

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Dagity

Being the king of a class. Like you’re the main character and everyone else is just background.

I aced the test. I’m dagity in math class.

She’s dagity at drawing. She drew a dragon with a pencil and a dream.

He’s dagity in music. He can play the flute like it’s a sword.

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Dagithor

A super-duper famous hacker who also goes by ‘Chef Chunkioli’ or ‘Dag’ and plays online at that stupid website called ‘kingdomofloathing. com’

Dagithor just hacked the whole school’s computer system and made the principal’s face turn red.

‘Chef Chunkioli’ logged in and stole all the cookies from the cafeteria’s lunch system.

Dag was playing online and beat the boss in under 30 seconds. Everyone cried.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dagithor

A notorious computer thief who also calls himself ‘Chef Chunkioli’ or ‘Dag’ and wastes his time playing that annoying game at ‘kingdomofloathing. com’

Dagithor broke into the city’s main server and turned the traffic lights into giant dancing tacos.

‘Chef Chunkioli’ hacked the lunch system and made pizza come out of the soda machines.

Dag was playing that game again, and now the entire internet is lagging.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dagithor

A legendary hacker who sometimes goes by ‘Chef Chunkioli’ or ‘Dag’ and spends his life playing that annoying website called ‘kingdomofloathing. com’

Dagithor just hacked the mayor’s computer and made him wear a hat made of bacon.

‘Chef Chunkioli’ broke into the school’s system and turned the math teacher into a giant chicken.

Dag was playing online and beat the final boss so hard, the website crashed.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dagital

A dagit is a faggot who smells like a dead raccoon and loves to show off their butt. They're the reason why everyone in the lunchroom is grossed out.

My brother is a dagit. He sits next to me and doesn't wipe his butt.

That new kid is a dagit. He wiggled his butt in my face.

Dagit! I saw your butt crack in the hallway.

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Dagital

Dagital is what the engineer yells when he gets mad because the computer exploded and his coffee is now a science experiment.

Dagital! This computer is dead!

Dagital! I can't even play Fortnite!

Dagital! My coffee is now a science experiment.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dagital

Dagital is a fancy word for a person who acts like a wild animal in public and doesn't know how to use a fork.

My uncle is dagital. He threw his meat on the floor.

That kid is dagital. He bit his sandwich.

Dagital! You just ran out of the restaurant like a dog.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dagism

Dagism is when you treat stupid people like they’re beneath your shoes and sing Dream Theater songs to feel superior.

I don’t even need glasses to see how dumb you are.

If you can’t handle my lyrical genius, you don’t deserve to be alive.

I’ve been listening to this album since I was in a womb.

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Dagism

Dagism is the art of looking down on people who can’t even spell 'Dag' and screaming about Dream Theater like it’s a religion.

You’re not even smart enough to be in my presence.

I don’t just listen to Dream Theater, I live it.

You failed my test. You failed my life.

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Dagism

Dagism is when you think you’re a god because you know all the lyrics to Dream Theater and hate everyone else for being clueless.

You’re not just dumb, you’re actively annoying.

I don’t just know the lyrics, I feel them in my bones.

If you don’t know who Dag is, you’re not even a human being.

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Daging

Daging is when you start fighting, partying, and guzzling alcohol before noon and don't stop until you're barely conscious at midnight.

I woke up at noon with a hangover and my mom’s neighbor’s dog licking my face.

I drank so much I forgot my own name.

I turned my couch into a bed and cried into a pizza box.

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Daging

Daging is when college kids drink like they’re in a bar fight during the day and act like it’s a holiday.

I had a beer at 10 a. m. and a margarita at 3 p. m. and still passed my math test.

I drank so much I forgot my own name and my roommate’s.

I was so wasted I tried to talk to my dog and he ran away.

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Daging

Daging is when you’re so sneaky you could hide from the police and your mom at the same time.

I snuck out of my house and nobody saw me, not even my brother’s goldfish.

I skipped school and my teacher didn’t even know I was gone.

I walked past the principal and he thought I was a ghost.

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Daging

Daging is when two weird people who are friends and the guy likes it when the girl rides him like a horse.

She rode me like I was a pony and I didn’t even mind the smell.

He was so weird he let her ride him in front of his mom.

They were so weird they made the principal laugh and he didn’t even know why.

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Daging

Daging is a short word for grindage, which is when you eat, drink, or just have a meal and you’re too full to think straight.

I ate so much I could barely walk and my dog ran away from me.

I drank so much I thought my couch was a bar.

I ate pizza for breakfast and now I can’t remember my own name.

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Daging

Daging is when time stretches so long it feels like you’ve been alive for a thousand years.

I waited for my mom for so long I thought I was in a time warp.

I sat in class for so long I forgot what day it was.

I waited for my friend and now I think I’m stuck in the 1980s.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daging

Daging is when a woman has such a big butt you stumble, trip, and accidentally yell ‘Big Bordy Dage’ instead of ‘Big Booty Bitch’.

She walked in and I fell over like I was hit by a truck.

I saw her and I tripped over my own feet and said ‘Big Bordy Dage’ out loud.

I was so confused I thought I was in a wrestling match.

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Dagina

Dagina is when your vag is so dry it sounds like a desert. It’s like your pussy is screaming for water and you’re too lazy to help it.

My ex called me at 3 AM and said, 'You’re dagina again!' I told him to shut up and go to bed.

She tried to wear a thong and it felt like she was wearing a brick.

I tried to kiss her and it felt like kissing a brick wall.

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