Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Daging is when you start fighting, partying, and guzzling alcohol before noon and don't stop until you're barely conscious at midnight.

I woke up at noon with a hangover and my mom’s neighbor’s dog licking my face.

I drank so much I forgot my own name.

I turned my couch into a bed and cried into a pizza box.

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Daging is when college kids drink like they’re in a bar fight during the day and act like it’s a holiday.

I had a beer at 10 a. m. and a margarita at 3 p. m. and still passed my math test.

I drank so much I forgot my own name and my roommate’s.

I was so wasted I tried to talk to my dog and he ran away.

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Daging is when you’re so sneaky you could hide from the police and your mom at the same time.

I snuck out of my house and nobody saw me, not even my brother’s goldfish.

I skipped school and my teacher didn’t even know I was gone.

I walked past the principal and he thought I was a ghost.

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Daging is when two weird people who are friends and the guy likes it when the girl rides him like a horse.

She rode me like I was a pony and I didn’t even mind the smell.

He was so weird he let her ride him in front of his mom.

They were so weird they made the principal laugh and he didn’t even know why.

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Daging is a short word for grindage, which is when you eat, drink, or just have a meal and you’re too full to think straight.

I ate so much I could barely walk and my dog ran away from me.

I drank so much I thought my couch was a bar.

I ate pizza for breakfast and now I can’t remember my own name.

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Daging is when time stretches so long it feels like you’ve been alive for a thousand years.

I waited for my mom for so long I thought I was in a time warp.

I sat in class for so long I forgot what day it was.

I waited for my friend and now I think I’m stuck in the 1980s.

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Daging is when a woman has such a big butt you stumble, trip, and accidentally yell ‘Big Bordy Dage’ instead of ‘Big Booty Bitch’.

She walked in and I fell over like I was hit by a truck.

I saw her and I tripped over my own feet and said ‘Big Bordy Dage’ out loud.

I was so confused I thought I was in a wrestling match.