Dagithor
A legendary hacker who sometimes goes by ‘Chef Chunkioli’ or ‘Dag’ and spends his life playing that annoying website called ‘kingdomofloathing. com’
Dagithor just hacked the mayor’s computer and made him wear a hat made of bacon.
‘Chef Chunkioli’ broke into the school’s system and turned the math teacher into a giant chicken.
Dag was playing online and beat the final boss so hard, the website crashed.