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Daglog
when your homie acts like a total idiot and you can't stand it anymore
He wore a hat inside the house and refused to take it off.
He tried to explain math to the teacher and got confused.
He threw his juice box at a kid and got suspended.
Daglog
the moment your buddy does something so stupid it hurts your brain
He dressed up as a chicken for a party and nobody laughed.
He tried to run away from a dog and tripped.
He texted my mom and said he was going to jail.
Daglog
when your friend messes up so bad it makes you want to scream
He tried to ride a bike and fell into a bush.
He yelled at the teacher and got a detention.
He wore socks with sandals and nobody liked it.
Daglog
when your pal makes a move so dumb it's like watching a train crash
He tried to dance in front of the class and fell over.
He tried to eat a whole cake and got sick.
He said he was a superhero and got laughed at.
Daglish
The ultimate form of being flawless and having no flaws at all
I'm so Daglish, I could shine in the dark and still be the brightest one there.
Daglish is like being the only kid in the class who doesn't have to do extra work.
That kid is Daglish, and I'm just here to watch him win everything.
Daglish
Cadel Daglish is a chode with a chode and can't even get a date from a single girl, and now he's Jewish and even more of a chode
Cadel is so chodey, he can't even get a girl to text him back.
He’s got a chode so big, it’s making the Jewish population look bad.
Daglish is like a chode who can't even get a bagel at the bagel shop.
Dagli
A giant pile of poop so bad it makes your grandma’s constipation look like a fashion statement.
My breakfast was a Dagli. I ate it and it ate me back.
Dagli is the reason I failed gym class. It’s like a poop tsunami.
I saw a Dagli and it was so gross, I cried. My dog laughed.
Dagli
So hot they could probably melt your face off with just a wink and a side eye.
That guy in the gym is a Dagli. He looks like he could flirt with my grandma and she’d leave my dad for him.
My crush is a Dagli. I’m basically a lovesick puppy.
If Dagli was a food, I’d eat it for every meal.
Dagli
A person who sits on Joseph Farmer’s face like it’s a throne. Also a human magnet for attractive people who can’t resist them.
Dagli rides Joseph Farmer like he’s a horse. It’s wild.
Dagli is the reason I got a crush on my teacher. She’s a Dagli.
I’m a Dagli. I ride Joseph Farmer and people think I’m cool.
Dagless Jaw
A jaw so bad it looks like it was kicked by a horse and then ran into a wall
My cousin has a dagless jaw. It looks like he was born with a frown and a curse.
I told my friend his jaw was dagless. He said I was being rude, but I said I was being honest.
My dog has a dagless jaw. I think he got it from eating too many bones and too little respect.
Dagless Jaw
A jaw so messed up it could make a dentist cry and a lawyer charge more
My uncle’s jaw is so dagless, it’s like it was forged in a prison fight.
My teacher said my jaw was dagless. I said I was proud.
My little brother’s jaw looks like it was hit by a brick and then insulted.
Dagless Jaw
A jaw so bad it’s like it was given a life sentence in the mouth prison
My mom’s jaw is dagless. I think it’s because she kissed a brick wall and then forgot to brush her teeth.
My friend’s jaw is so dagless, it looks like it’s been through a war and a bad breakup.
My neighbor has a dagless jaw. I think it’s because he tried to eat a whole pizza and then failed at life.
Dagle Balls
To make something so stupid it feels like your brain is on fire
I added 'extreme' to 'meme' and now my head hurts
He called his pizza 'the best ever' and I died
She said 'I love you' and it was the worst thing I ever heard
Dagle Balls
When you take something normal and turn it into a screaming fit
I called my mom 'okay' and she cried
He turned a 5 into a 10 and it broke the internet
She said 'I’m fine' and it was the worst lie ever
Dagle Balls
When you make something so big it’s like your whole life depends on it
He said 'this is the biggest day of my life' and it was Tuesday
She turned a small loss into a full-blown meltdown
I called my pet 'the most important thing ever' and it left me
Dagle Balls
When you take a simple idea and turn it into something that makes no sense at all
I explained 'math' to my dog and he left me
She turned 'I like cookies' into a 10-page essay
He said 'this is the best day ever' and it was the worst day ever
Dagle Balls
When you give a tiny thing the power of a million tiny things
I called my sock 'the most powerful sock in history' and it left me
She said 'this is the most important sock' and I cried
He made a tiny typo and it ruined the whole sentence
Dagle Balls
When you make something so loud it sounds like a war broke out
I said 'I love you' and it was the loudest thing ever
She yelled 'I’m the best' and the neighbors called the cops
He turned a whisper into a scream and I died
Dagle
A smelly turd that got stuck in your butt hair and won’t leave you alone
My dad’s butt hair looks like a turd exploded in there
I saw my dog’s butt hair and it was like a turd was trying to escape
My sister’s butt hair has a turd in it and it’s stuck there forever
Dagle
When you take a normal thing and make it sound like it’s the end of the world
He said the pizza was the worst thing ever and I almost cried
She called my math test the end of civilization
My brother said my sock was the worst thing ever and I threw it at him
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