Dagless Jaw

My cousin has a dagless jaw. It looks like he was born with a frown and a curse.

I told my friend his jaw was dagless. He said I was being rude, but I said I was being honest.

My dog has a dagless jaw. I think he got it from eating too many bones and too little respect.

My uncle’s jaw is so dagless, it’s like it was forged in a prison fight.

My teacher said my jaw was dagless. I said I was proud.

My little brother’s jaw looks like it was hit by a brick and then insulted.

My mom’s jaw is dagless. I think it’s because she kissed a brick wall and then forgot to brush her teeth.

My friend’s jaw is so dagless, it looks like it’s been through a war and a bad breakup.

My neighbor has a dagless jaw. I think it’s because he tried to eat a whole pizza and then failed at life.