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Dagmar'd
when you mess with your friends by deleting them, adding them back, and blocking them on Facebook, being sweet to their face but a complete idiot everywhere else, and making your enemies work together and they end up being the best team ever
I Dagmar'd my best friend and now she thinks I'm a genius
I Dagmar'd my ex and now he's my nemesis
I Dagmar'd my cousin and now we're both on the same team against our mom
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dagmar'd
when you go to say hello to someone and they hit you up and take your stuff
I went to say hi and got Dagmar'd by a thief
I Dagmar'd my neighbor and now I have a new enemy
I said hello and got mugged by a stranger
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dagmar Holten
A stupid word from Chicargo that you scream at fat people or people with diabetes. It’s like the worst insult you can throw at someone.
Hey Dagmar Holten, why don’t you go eat a pizza and die?
You’re so Dagmar Holten, I’m surprised your pants didn’t explode.
Dagmar Holten! That’s the first thing I say when I see you at the buffet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dagmar Holten
A fancy way to call someone a fat pig. It’s like the fat version of a curse word. You use it when you’re mad and out of breath.
You’re the Dagmar Holten of the gym.
Dagmar Holten! I just saw you eat three donuts.
You’re so Dagmar Holten, you make the couch look guilty.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dagmar Holten
A bad name for a fat person. It’s like the worst thing you can say to someone at a family reunion. You use it when you’re tired of seeing them eat.
Dagmar Holten! Why are you still here? Go eat more cake.
My uncle called me Dagmar Holten at the family reunion.
You’re the Dagmar Holten of the Thanksgiving table.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dagmar Holten
A dumb insult used to tease people who are either fat or have diabetes. You yell it when they’re eating something bad and you’re trying to be funny.
Dagmar Holten! You just ate a whole pizza by yourself.
I called my friend Dagmar Holten because he ate a donut at 2 a. m.
Dagmar Holten! That’s what I call my cousin when he eats too much.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dagmar Holten
A stupid word to call someone who is either fat or has diabetes. It’s like the worst thing you can say to someone and still pretend to be nice.
You’re so Dagmar Holten, I think your pants are crying.
Dagmar Holten! I just saw you eat a whole cake.
My teacher called me Dagmar Holten because I ate too much candy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dagmar
Dagmar is a goddess with a body that makes men weep and women jealous. She reads books while drunk and dances like she’s trying to shake the devil out of her hips.
"Dagmar walks in and the whole club stops. I felt like I was looking at a goddess.", @partyking23
"She read a book at the bar and it was hotter than my ex's Instagram.", @bookworm4life
"Dagmar danced like she was trying to leave a mark on the floor. I’m still trying to wipe it off.", @floorburner99
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dagmar
When your mom treats you like a kid who still thinks pizza is a food, not a lifestyle.
"My mom still thinks I'm 11 and I have to eat broccoli for dinner.", @broccolihater
"She called me a 'baby' in front of my friends. I cried.", @embarrassedkid
"I asked for fries and she said, 'You’re not a kid anymore.' I cried.", @friesforever"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dagmar
A guy who fights dragons with magic and screams at them like they owe him money.
"He fought dragons with spells and a sword. I wish I had his rage.", @dragonfanatic
"He yelled at a dragon like it was late on rent.", @magicman
"He killed a dragon and then cursed it for being ugly.", @dragonhater"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dagmar
A woman who turns into a wild animal at bars and dances like she’s possessed by a demon.
"Dagmar showed up at the bar and started grinding like she was a robot.", @barlife
"She danced so hard, the DJ had to turn it up twice.", @djlife
"She was doing pelvic thrusts like she was trying to win a bet.", @dancelife"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dagmar
A disease you get from eating too much chocolate and not enough sense.
"I got it from eating a whole bag of chocolate. My skin turned brown.", @chocoholic
"My friend got it from eating cocoa like it was a religion.", @cocoaman
"I think I have it because I ate chocolate and now I look like a raccoon.", @raccoonface"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dagmar
A slang word for fat people or diabetics. It’s like a curse and it’s used like a swear word.
"My friend called me a Dagger and I cried.", @diabetic
"He said, 'What up my Dagger?' and I felt special.", @daggerfan
"My mom called me a Dagger and I got mad.", @madkid"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dagmar
A magician from New York who had a family of weird people and a bunch of secrets that nobody could keep.
"He was a magician and had a family of weirdos.", @magician
"His sister Florence was weird and his brother John had a wife named Mini.", @familyman
"He passed on his secrets like it was a family tradition.", @magicfamily"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dagma
A little silly like a kid who thinks they’re a superhero
He tried to fly off the roof and landed in a trash can.
She wore a cape to the grocery store and yelled 'I am the pizza of justice!'
He tried to fight a pigeon and lost.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dagma
So silly it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire
He said the clouds were plotting against him.
She tried to talk to a toaster and it didn’t respond.
He cried because the sky was too blue.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dagma
A little silly like a person who thinks a banana is a math problem
He tried to divide a banana by three and it didn’t work.
She added salt to her pizza and called it 'math flavor'.
He counted the stripes on a zebra and got confused.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dagma
So silly it’s like your brain is taking a vacation
He thought the sun was a giant flashlight.
She tried to hug a lamp and it broke.
He asked his dog to do long division and it whined.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dagma
A little silly like someone who thinks a sock is a friend
He wore a sock on his head and called it 'socky the friend'.
She talked to her sock and it didn’t reply.
He said his sock was going to college.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daglog
a dumb thing your friend does that makes you want to punch them
He ate the whole pizza by himself and then cried because it was gone.
He tried to flirt with my mom and got sent to the principal's office.
He put his foot on the table and it fell apart.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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