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when you mess with your friends by deleting them, adding them back, and blocking them on Facebook, being sweet to their face but a complete idiot everywhere else, and making your enemies work together and they end up being the best team ever
I Dagmar'd my best friend and now she thinks I'm a genius
I Dagmar'd my ex and now he's my nemesis
I Dagmar'd my cousin and now we're both on the same team against our mom