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A little silly like a kid who thinks they’re a superhero
He tried to fly off the roof and landed in a trash can.
She wore a cape to the grocery store and yelled 'I am the pizza of justice!'
He tried to fight a pigeon and lost.
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So silly it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire
He said the clouds were plotting against him.
She tried to talk to a toaster and it didn’t respond.
He cried because the sky was too blue.
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A little silly like a person who thinks a banana is a math problem
He tried to divide a banana by three and it didn’t work.
She added salt to her pizza and called it 'math flavor'.
He counted the stripes on a zebra and got confused.
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So silly it’s like your brain is taking a vacation
He thought the sun was a giant flashlight.
She tried to hug a lamp and it broke.
He asked his dog to do long division and it whined.
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A little silly like someone who thinks a sock is a friend
He wore a sock on his head and called it 'socky the friend'.
She talked to her sock and it didn’t reply.
He said his sock was going to college.
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