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Dagnal

Also called Jack Daniels. Dagnal is how real men talk. It’s like the cool version of being drunk. It’s also how you sound when you’re a man and you’re not fake.

He said Dagnal like it was a secret. It wasn’t. It was just Jack Daniels with a side of cool.

Dagnal is how real men talk. You? You just mumble.

Jack Daniels? That's just a brand. Dagnal? That's a lifestyle.

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Dagnal

A weird mix of words that no one understands. It’s like a tool to make fake people look stupid.

What the hell is double drak dak diagonal? No one knows. It’s just a fancy way of being confused.

That angleisch verst stuff is just a fake tool for fake people.

Dagnal is a mess of words. It’s confusing. It’s also beautiful.

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Dagmekem

You grab your weenie like a fat kid at a candy store and smear cream cheese on your nuts and butt crack while you're doing it.

My dad does this every morning before he eats breakfast. It’s like his daily ritual.

I saw my uncle doing this in the kitchen while he was making pancakes. It was weird.

My cousin texted me a video of his friend doing this in the park. I laughed so hard I cried.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dagmekem

You hold your pecker like it's the last piece of pizza and slather cream on your balls and butt while you're doing it.

My brother does this before every game. He says it helps him focus.

I caught my mom doing this in the garage. She said it was her secret power.

My friend's dog does this every time he sees a treat. It's ridiculous.

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Dagmekem

You grab your dingdong and spread cream on your nuts and butt like you're trying to make a sandwich.

My dad does this in the bathroom every day. He says it's part of his morning routine.

I saw my neighbor doing this in the backyard. He looked like a mad man.

My sister told me her boyfriend does this while he's eating cereal. It's gross.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dagmekem

You hold your willy like it's a hot dog and smear cream on your nuts and butt while you're doing it.

My brother does this before he goes to work. He says it helps him relax.

I saw my uncle doing this in the kitchen while he was making coffee. He looked like a fool.

My friend texted me a video of his brother doing this in the park. It was hilarious.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dagmekem

You grab your pecker and lather cream on your nuts and butt like you're trying to paint a picture.

My dad does this every day before he leaves the house. He says it's his way of starting the day.

I saw my mom doing this in the living room while she was watching TV. It was strange.

My friend's dog does this whenever he sees a treat. It's like a crazy dance.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dagmekem

You hold your weenie like it's a treasure and spread cream on your nuts and butt while you're doing it.

My brother does this every time he comes home from school. He says it's his way of relaxing.

I saw my uncle doing this in the garage. He looked like he was in a trance.

My friend's dog does this whenever he sees a treat. It's like a weird show.

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Dagmawi

Dagmawi is like when Jesus comes back but with more flexing and less holy water.

My cousin is a Dagmawi. He shows up and everyone drops their phones.

I asked him if he was coming back. He said, 'I’m here, dummy.'

He walked in like he owned the place. Which he kind of does.

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Dagmawi

A Dagmawi is a guy so good-looking he makes your mom cry and your dad’s first love.

He smiled at me and I instantly forgot my math homework.

My friend’s crush is a Dagmawi. He’s got the looks, the money, and the confidence.

He walks into the room and the lights dim just for him.

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Dagmawi

Dagmawi is when you’re so straight you don’t even know what gay means.

He told me he’s never been confused about his orientation. I told him he’s lucky.

He said he’d never even looked at a guy twice. I said that’s sad.

He’s like a straight man in a world of confusion.

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Dagmawi

A Dagmawi is a man so rich and hot he gets whatever he wants and the girls fight over him.

He walked into the club, and three girls started texting him at the same time.

He asked for a car, and they gave him a Lamborghini.

He got the last slice of pizza, and no one even said a word.

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Dagmarphobia

Doing something that makes Dagmar want to punch you in the face and curse your ancestors

I got fired for eating a sandwich during Dagmar's speech about the importance of silence.

My dog barked during Dagmar's meditation session. That was a mortal sin.

I said 'fluffy' instead of 'fluff' in front of Dagmar. I now live in a trash can.

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Dagmarphobia

Choosing to be wrong just to make Dagmar suffer

I picked the wrong cereal just to spite Dagmar. It was a bad choice, but worth it.

I lied about my age to get into the club. Dagmar found out. She cried.

I wore socks with sandals on purpose. Dagmar's face looked like a broken toaster.

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Dagmarphobia

When you mess up Dagmar's perfect plan because you're a dumbass

I spilled coffee on Dagmar's PowerPoint. She now thinks I'm a demon.

I forgot to bring the snacks. Dagmar took it personally. She cursed my cat.

I said 'cheese' instead of 'chips' during her presentation. It was a disaster.

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Dagmarphobia

Doing something that makes Dagmar throw things and yell at the sky

I drew on Dagmar's whiteboard with permanent marker. She threw a chair at me.

I played loud music during her nap. She yelled at the sky and called me a 'no-life loser.'

I told her joke was 'meh.' She threw her coffee at the wall and cried.

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Dagmarphobia

Choosing to be the worst version of yourself just to annoy Dagmar

I ate pizza for breakfast. Dagmar called it a crime against humanity.

I wore socks inside my shoes. Dagmar said I was 'a disgrace to all socks.'

I sang off-key in front of her. She threatened to burn my playlist.

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Dagmara

The most beautiful girl in the world. She’s got golden hair, a brain the size of a basketball, and a heart made of candy. She’ll do anything you ask, even if it means dying for you. She’s crazy, hot, and doesn’t care if she ends up in jail.

My Dagmara just stole a cop’s donut and ran away with it.

She told the teacher to shut up and then did a backflip.

She punched a vending machine because it didn’t give her gummy worms.

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Dagmara

A League of Legends player who thinks Caitlyn is the best and plays her like she’s the queen of the game. She watches Arcane like it’s a religion and screams every time Vi wins.

She screamed so loud when Vi beat Jayce that the neighbors called the cops.

She cried when Caitlyn got knocked out in the first round.

She spent $200 on a Caitlyn skin and still thinks it’s the best.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dagmara

A League of Legends player who builds Caitlyn with lethality and tries to kill everyone in one hit. She’s loud, obnoxious, and thinks she’s the best player in the world.

She yelled ‘I’m gonna one-shot you’ and then missed the first shot.

She built Caitlyn with 100 lethality and still died to a squishy mage.

She said ‘I’m the best’ and then lost the game in 3 minutes.

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