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You grab your weenie like a fat kid at a candy store and smear cream cheese on your nuts and butt crack while you're doing it.

My dad does this every morning before he eats breakfast. It’s like his daily ritual.

I saw my uncle doing this in the kitchen while he was making pancakes. It was weird.

My cousin texted me a video of his friend doing this in the park. I laughed so hard I cried.

You hold your pecker like it's the last piece of pizza and slather cream on your balls and butt while you're doing it.

My brother does this before every game. He says it helps him focus.

I caught my mom doing this in the garage. She said it was her secret power.

My friend's dog does this every time he sees a treat. It's ridiculous.

You grab your dingdong and spread cream on your nuts and butt like you're trying to make a sandwich.

My dad does this in the bathroom every day. He says it's part of his morning routine.

I saw my neighbor doing this in the backyard. He looked like a mad man.

My sister told me her boyfriend does this while he's eating cereal. It's gross.

You hold your willy like it's a hot dog and smear cream on your nuts and butt while you're doing it.

My brother does this before he goes to work. He says it helps him relax.

I saw my uncle doing this in the kitchen while he was making coffee. He looked like a fool.

My friend texted me a video of his brother doing this in the park. It was hilarious.

You grab your pecker and lather cream on your nuts and butt like you're trying to paint a picture.

My dad does this every day before he leaves the house. He says it's his way of starting the day.

I saw my mom doing this in the living room while she was watching TV. It was strange.

My friend's dog does this whenever he sees a treat. It's like a crazy dance.

You hold your weenie like it's a treasure and spread cream on your nuts and butt while you're doing it.

My brother does this every time he comes home from school. He says it's his way of relaxing.

I saw my uncle doing this in the garage. He looked like he was in a trance.

My friend's dog does this whenever he sees a treat. It's like a weird show.