Dagmekem
You grab your weenie like a fat kid at a candy store and smear cream cheese on your nuts and butt crack while you're doing it.
My dad does this every morning before he eats breakfast. It’s like his daily ritual.
I saw my uncle doing this in the kitchen while he was making pancakes. It was weird.
My cousin texted me a video of his friend doing this in the park. I laughed so hard I cried.