Dagli

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A giant pile of poop so bad it makes your grandma’s constipation look like a fashion statement.
My breakfast was a Dagli. I ate it and it ate me back.
Dagli is the reason I failed gym class. It’s like a poop tsunami.
I saw a Dagli and it was so gross, I cried. My dog laughed.
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So hot they could probably melt your face off with just a wink and a side eye.
That guy in the gym is a Dagli. He looks like he could flirt with my grandma and she’d leave my dad for him.
My crush is a Dagli. I’m basically a lovesick puppy.
If Dagli was a food, I’d eat it for every meal.
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A person who sits on Joseph Farmer’s face like it’s a throne. Also a human magnet for attractive people who can’t resist them.
Dagli rides Joseph Farmer like he’s a horse. It’s wild.
Dagli is the reason I got a crush on my teacher. She’s a Dagli.
I’m a Dagli. I ride Joseph Farmer and people think I’m cool.
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