Dagle Balls

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To make something so stupid it feels like your brain is on fire
I added 'extreme' to 'meme' and now my head hurts
He called his pizza 'the best ever' and I died
She said 'I love you' and it was the worst thing I ever heard
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When you take something normal and turn it into a screaming fit
I called my mom 'okay' and she cried
He turned a 5 into a 10 and it broke the internet
She said 'I’m fine' and it was the worst lie ever
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When you make something so big it’s like your whole life depends on it
He said 'this is the biggest day of my life' and it was Tuesday
She turned a small loss into a full-blown meltdown
I called my pet 'the most important thing ever' and it left me
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When you take a simple idea and turn it into something that makes no sense at all
I explained 'math' to my dog and he left me
She turned 'I like cookies' into a 10-page essay
He said 'this is the best day ever' and it was the worst day ever
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When you give a tiny thing the power of a million tiny things
I called my sock 'the most powerful sock in history' and it left me
She said 'this is the most important sock' and I cried
He made a tiny typo and it ruined the whole sentence
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When you make something so loud it sounds like a war broke out
I said 'I love you' and it was the loudest thing ever
She yelled 'I’m the best' and the neighbors called the cops
He turned a whisper into a scream and I died
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