Dagithor
A notorious computer thief who also calls himself ‘Chef Chunkioli’ or ‘Dag’ and wastes his time playing that annoying game at ‘kingdomofloathing. com’
Dagithor broke into the city’s main server and turned the traffic lights into giant dancing tacos.
‘Chef Chunkioli’ hacked the lunch system and made pizza come out of the soda machines.
Dag was playing that game again, and now the entire internet is lagging.