Dagism

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Dagism is when you treat stupid people like they’re beneath your shoes and sing Dream Theater songs to feel superior.

I don’t even need glasses to see how dumb you are.

If you can’t handle my lyrical genius, you don’t deserve to be alive.

I’ve been listening to this album since I was in a womb.

Dagism is the art of looking down on people who can’t even spell 'Dag' and screaming about Dream Theater like it’s a religion.

You’re not even smart enough to be in my presence.

I don’t just listen to Dream Theater, I live it.

You failed my test. You failed my life.

Dagism is when you think you’re a god because you know all the lyrics to Dream Theater and hate everyone else for being clueless.

You’re not just dumb, you’re actively annoying.

I don’t just know the lyrics, I feel them in my bones.

If you don’t know who Dag is, you’re not even a human being.