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Dagonit

a hillbilly's way of yelling at the universe

Dagonit I ate the last f***in' donut

Dagonit my truck won't start again

Dagonit I can't find my f***in' boots

Dagonit

when a dumbass from the country loses it

Dagonit I got run over by a f***in' cow

Dagonit I can't find my f***in' phone again

Dagonit I ate the f***in' last burger

A stupid word that kids use to say where their dad is, like he’s hiding in a trash can.

Yo, my dad's at Dagone, and he's still mad I stole his snack.

Dagone? That's not a place, that's a problem.

My brother said his dad's at Dagone and he's eating pizza with the trash truck driver.

A god from some faraway island that looks like a fish and makes people do weird stuff in the middle of the night.

Dagon is why my neighbor turned into a fishman last week.

I saw a guy worshiping Dagon in the park, and he was wearing a hat made of seaweed.

Dagon is real, and he's coming to take over your bathtub.

A bad name someone gave to the most awesome person alive, like they were born with a curse.

Dagone? That's the worst name ever. He should be called Dragon.

My cousin is Dagone, and his life is a disaster.

Dagone is a name that makes people cry, and it's not even funny.

A god who likes to destroy everything and fights with demons, but then gets beaten up by some old guy in a robe.

Dagon tried to destroy the world, and he failed because of a guy with a sword.

My uncle said Dagon is the reason he got stuck in a demon fight.

Dagon is like the villain who can't even win.

A bull shark in Lake Michigan that's so scary, it makes Sharknado look like a bedtime story.

They say Dagon lives in Lake Michigan and eats people for breakfast.

My friend saw a bull shark in the lake and ran away screaming.

Dagon is real, and it's why the lake is always blue.

Dagonaut

A guy who floats in space but still can't cook pasta properly

Dagonaut tried to make lasagna in zero gravity and it exploded like a fart.

He said 'I'm an astronaut, not a chef' when the pasta stuck to the ceiling.

Dagonaut forgot to bring sauce and now he's eating bread like a savage.

Dagonaut

An astronaut who eats pizza for breakfast and still thinks he's fancy

Dagonaut said 'I'm not just floating, I'm living the dream' while eating cold pizza.

He took a bite of pizza in space and cried because it was perfect.

Dagonaut forgot to bring pizza and had to eat noodles like a baby.

Dagonaut

A man who went to space but still can't shut up about his mom's lasagna

Dagonaut kept talking about his mom's lasagna during the spacewalk and got distracted by a satellite.

He said 'I can't focus on the mission when I'm thinking about lasagna' and crashed into a moon rock.

Dagonaut texted his mom 'I'm in space, but I still miss your lasagna' and got a reply of 'I miss you too, you idiot.'

A fishy god from some old stories who Lovecraft made look like a giant ugly fish. People who worship him are probably insane and live in a swamp.

@LovecraftFanatic: Dagon is the worst god ever. Why would anyone worship a fish? #HorrorLegend

DM: Bro, I saw a fish god in my dreams. It was terrifying. #DagonIsReal

Text: My mom says I look like Dagon. Thanks, Mom. #FishGodIsMyNewNickName

A stupid nickname for a dragon who’s actually the best person ever. Some people have no brains.

@DragonLover: Dagon? That’s the dumbest name ever. I’m still a dragon. #DragonNameFail

Text: My dog’s name is Dagon. He’s a dog. Not a dragon. #NameFail

DM: My brother named his goldfish Dagon. I’m gonna drown him. #FishyDisrespect

A silly way for black kids to tell where their dad is. It’s like asking for directions from a confused kid.

Text: Where’s my dad? He’s in Dagon. #WhereIsMyDad

DM: I live in Dagon. My dad’s not here. #DadIsLost

Text: My cousin says his dad’s in Dagon. I don’t know what that means. #ConfusedChild

A demonic god who loves destruction and got beaten up by some ancient heroes. He’s a huge pain in the ass.

@ElderScrollsFan: Dagon is a pain in the ass. He started a war and lost. #DagonIsLame

Text: My brother thinks Dagon is cool. He’s not. He’s a loser. #DagonIsLame

DM: I’m gonna beat Dagon up. He needs a lesson. #DagonVsMe

A giant bull shark in Lake Michigan that loves biting people. It’s like a fish version of a monster from a horror movie.

Text: I saw a shark in Lake Michigan. It’s called Dagon. #SharkScare

DM: My friend got bit by Dagon. He’s now a fish person. #BullSharkBitMe

Text: WGN said Chicago got a new pet. It’s a shark named Dagon. #ChicagoPetShark

Dagomar

Dagomar is a smelly hot beast with a dick so big it could knock out a whole football team. He charms people like they’re his personal snacks.

Dagomar walked in and the whole bar shut up. He didn’t even say a word.

My cousin met Dagomar and now he’s obsessed. He says he’s gonna marry him.

Dagomar texted me and said, ‘You look like my next meal.’ I said, ‘I’ll be your last.’

Dagomar

Dagomar is a hot guy who smells like old socks and has a dick so big it could be a door. He treats people like they’re his friends, but only if they bring snacks.

Dagomar came to my party and ate all my pizza. He said it was a compliment.

My friend asked Dagomar out, and now he’s my new boyfriend.

Dagomar said, ‘You’re my favorite snack today.’ I said, ‘That’s not a compliment.’

Dagomar

Dagomar is a sweaty, sexy beast with a meaty pole that could knock out a whole class. He’s got charm and a laugh that could make you cry.

Dagomar laughed so hard at my joke, he fell over. I said, ‘That was a good one.’ He said, ‘No, that was a miracle.’

My neighbor saw Dagomar and now she’s chasing him like a dog.

Dagomar said, ‘You look like a snack I could eat for breakfast.’ I said, ‘I’m not a snack.’ He said, ‘You are now.’

Dagoland

A few places where the Italian people are so loud and obnoxious they make the whole world smell like garlic and regret.

My uncle from Sicily turned my vacation into a screaming match at the pizzeria.

The whole subway ride was a meatball fight between two families from Naples.

My cousin’s wedding was so loud the neighbors called the cops and got a free limoncello.