Dagone

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A stupid word that kids use to say where their dad is, like he’s hiding in a trash can.

Yo, my dad's at Dagone, and he's still mad I stole his snack.

Dagone? That's not a place, that's a problem.

My brother said his dad's at Dagone and he's eating pizza with the trash truck driver.

A god from some faraway island that looks like a fish and makes people do weird stuff in the middle of the night.

Dagon is why my neighbor turned into a fishman last week.

I saw a guy worshiping Dagon in the park, and he was wearing a hat made of seaweed.

Dagon is real, and he's coming to take over your bathtub.

A bad name someone gave to the most awesome person alive, like they were born with a curse.

Dagone? That's the worst name ever. He should be called Dragon.

My cousin is Dagone, and his life is a disaster.

Dagone is a name that makes people cry, and it's not even funny.

A god who likes to destroy everything and fights with demons, but then gets beaten up by some old guy in a robe.

Dagon tried to destroy the world, and he failed because of a guy with a sword.

My uncle said Dagon is the reason he got stuck in a demon fight.

Dagon is like the villain who can't even win.

A bull shark in Lake Michigan that's so scary, it makes Sharknado look like a bedtime story.

They say Dagon lives in Lake Michigan and eats people for breakfast.

My friend saw a bull shark in the lake and ran away screaming.

Dagon is real, and it's why the lake is always blue.