Dagomar

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Dagomar is a smelly hot beast with a dick so big it could knock out a whole football team. He charms people like they’re his personal snacks.
Dagomar walked in and the whole bar shut up. He didn’t even say a word.
My cousin met Dagomar and now he’s obsessed. He says he’s gonna marry him.
Dagomar texted me and said, ‘You look like my next meal.’ I said, ‘I’ll be your last.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dagomar is a hot guy who smells like old socks and has a dick so big it could be a door. He treats people like they’re his friends, but only if they bring snacks.
Dagomar came to my party and ate all my pizza. He said it was a compliment.
My friend asked Dagomar out, and now he’s my new boyfriend.
Dagomar said, ‘You’re my favorite snack today.’ I said, ‘That’s not a compliment.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dagomar is a sweaty, sexy beast with a meaty pole that could knock out a whole class. He’s got charm and a laugh that could make you cry.
Dagomar laughed so hard at my joke, he fell over. I said, ‘That was a good one.’ He said, ‘No, that was a miracle.’
My neighbor saw Dagomar and now she’s chasing him like a dog.
Dagomar said, ‘You look like a snack I could eat for breakfast.’ I said, ‘I’m not a snack.’ He said, ‘You are now.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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