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Dagorhiv

Dagorhiv is when you get sick from being a germ magnet at a Dagorhir fight. You catch it by drinking the same water as a sick person, getting stabbed by a sick friend, or sleeping with a Dagawhore who smells like a sewer.

I drank the same water as Greg, and now I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck.

My sword was covered in blood, and I used it to stab my best friend. Now I’ve got Dagorhiv.

I had sex with a Dagawhore, and now I’m throwing up in the woods.

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Dagorhiv

Dagorhiv is the worst kind of sickness you can get at a Dagorhir event. It’s like getting the flu, but worse. You get it from sharing drinks, getting slashed by a sick person, or going through a love affair with a Dagawhore.

I shared a canteen with 10 people. Now I’m running a fever and my skin is peeling.

I got slashed by a guy who had a rash. Now I’m covered in it too.

I dated a Dagawhore for a week. Now I’m stuck with a sickness that won’t go away.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dagorhiv

Dagorhiv is when you get a sickness from being too close to other people at a Dagorhir event. You get it from drinking bad water, getting cut by a sick friend, or having a sexual relationship with a Dagawhore.

I drank the water and now I have a fever, a sore throat, and a headache that could kill a dragon.

I got cut by a guy who had a boil. Now I have a boil too.

I had a three-day love affair with a Dagawhore. Now I feel like I’ve been poisoned.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dagor Dagorath

The last big fight in Tolkien's world where good totally destroys evil and Morgoth gets obliterated like a bad kid in a time-out.

I'm gonna beat you so hard, it'll be like Dagor Dagorath, and you'll be crying like a baby.

This is gonna be the final battle, no holds barred, like Dagor Dagorath but with more swearing.

You think you're tough? Wait till Dagor Dagorath hits you like a brick from the sky.

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Dagor Dagorath

A massive showdown where good kicks evil's ass and the world gets destroyed because Morgoth was a total waste of space.

That fight was like Dagor Dagorath, and I was the one who gave evil the boot.

If we had a battle like Dagor Dagorath, I'd be the hero and you'd be the sidekick who got squashed.

You're gonna regret starting that fight, it's gonna be like Dagor Dagorath and you'll be the one who got buried.

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Dagor Dagorath

A legendary battle where good and evil go all out, and the universe gets destroyed because Morgoth was a total pain in the butt.

That fight was wild, like Dagor Dagorath, and I was the one who knocked evil off its high horse.

You started it, now you're gonna live with the consequences, like in Dagor Dagorath.

I'm gonna make you feel like Dagor Dagorath, and you'll be the one who got the boot.

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Dagor

Dagor is the dumbass stuff that dangles from the back of a dagomobile like a bunch of old grandma’s junk, think prayer beads, holy medals, and whatever your mom wore to prom.

My uncle’s car looks like a shrine to his ex’s aunt.

That thing has more religious symbols than a Vatican parking lot.

I swear that car has a garter belt hanging from it like a curse.

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Dagor

Dagor is the big-ass fight in Tolkien’s world where good gets wrecked and evil gets obliterated, basically the final poop show between two f***ed-up gods.

Morgoth gets destroyed like a bad punchline.

Arda goes down like a drunk at a bar fight.

It’s like the ultimate f***-off between two tired gods.

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Dagony

A clueless idiot who thinks power sports and manual jobs are the height of coolness, even though they’re just pretending to be tough.

'I’m gonna build a house and then I’ll be a real man.', said no Dagony ever.

‘I don’t need a college degree, I’ve got a pickaxe.’, classic Dagony logic.

‘That’s not a problem, that’s a challenge.’, said the Dagony who got stuck in a ditch.

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Dagony

A brainless meathead who thinks working with their hands is the only way to be respected, and power sports are the only thing that matters.

‘I don’t need a brain, I’ve got a hammer.’, the Dagony who broke his thumb and still kept working.

‘That’s not a job, that’s a test of manhood.’, said the Dagony who got fired for eating the tools.

‘I’ve got a degree in physical labor.’, the Dagony who can’t spell ‘degree’.

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Dagony

A dumbass who thinks being loud, messy, and strong makes them cool, even though they’re just trying to hide how clueless they are.

‘I don’t need a plan, I’ve got a loud mouth and a wrench.’, the Dagony who destroyed the entire garage.

‘That’s not a mess, that’s a statement.’, said the Dagony who spilled paint on the ceiling and the floor.

‘I didn’t fail, I just chose a different path.’, the Dagony who got fired and started a power sports team.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dagonuts

When an Italian person gets so worked up they turn into a human spotlight and everyone else is just background noise.

My uncle started yelling about the sauce at the restaurant like he was auditioning for a opera.

My cousin’s face turned red during the family fight and it looked like a tomato had exploded.

At the grocery store, my aunt screamed at the clerk for putting the bread in the wrong aisle and everyone stopped to watch.

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Dagonuts

When an Italian person goes from calm to chaos in a heartbeat, like a volcano that just woke up.

At the dinner table, my grandma started shouting about the meatballs like they had insulted her entire family.

My uncle got so angry at the pizza delivery that he threw the box at the neighbor’s cat.

My cousin yelled so loud at the TV that the neighbors called the police.

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Dagonuts

When an Italian person gets so riled up, they become the main event and everyone else is just there for the show.

At the family reunion, my uncle started arguing with my cousin over who had the best pasta and it turned into a full-blown shouting match.

My mom yelled at the mailman for not delivering the mail on time and it took 10 minutes to calm her down.

At the grocery store, my dad got into a fight with the cashier over the price of bread and it ended with him throwing a bag of flour.

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Dagonuts

When an Italian person gets so emotional, they’re like a kid who just got told they can’t have dessert and they’re screaming about it.

My uncle started crying at the restaurant because the meatballs weren’t cooked just right.

My cousin ran out of the house yelling about the pizza and came back 10 minutes later still mad.

At the family dinner, my grandma started yelling at the TV because the soap opera character got rejected and it was like she was the one who got rejected.

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Dagonuts

When an Italian person goes from normal to nuclear, like they just got a phone call from the Vatican telling them they’re not Italian anymore.

My uncle started yelling at the waiter because the bread wasn’t warm enough and he said the waiter was personally insulted.

My cousin ran into the street screaming about the pizza and got hit by a car.

At the dinner table, my grandma got so angry at my dad for not eating his pasta that she threw the fork at him.

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Dagonuts

When an Italian person gets so animated, it's like they’ve been holding in rage for 20 years and now it's all coming out at once.

At the grocery store, my uncle started screaming at the clerk for not giving him the last bag of chips.

My cousin yelled so loud at the pizza place that the whole neighborhood heard it.

At the family dinner, my grandma started arguing with my dad over who had the best sauce and it turned into a full-blown war.

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Dagonit

a curse from a hillbilly who can't spell

Dagonit I dropped my f***in' truck in a ditch

Dagonit I can't find my keys again

Dagonit I ate the last of the meatloaf

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Dagonit

when a backwoods idiot gets mad at the world

Dagonit I got run over by a f***in' tractor

Dagonit my dog ate my f***in' homework

Dagonit I forgot my f***in' boots again

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Dagonit

the dirtiest swear from the dumbest man in the woods

Dagonit I tripped over my f***in' cat

Dagonit I can't find my f***in' phone

Dagonit I ate the f***in' last pizza

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