Dagony - A brainless meathead who thinks working with their hands is

A brainless meathead who thinks working with their hands is the only way to be respected, and power sports are the only thing that matters.

‘I don’t need a brain, I’ve got a hammer.’, the Dagony who broke his thumb and still kept working.

‘That’s not a job, that’s a test of manhood.’, said the Dagony who got fired for eating the tools.

‘I’ve got a degree in physical labor.’, the Dagony who can’t spell ‘degree’.