Dagorhiv

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Dagorhiv is when you get sick from being a germ magnet at a Dagorhir fight. You catch it by drinking the same water as a sick person, getting stabbed by a sick friend, or sleeping with a Dagawhore who smells like a sewer.
I drank the same water as Greg, and now I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck.
My sword was covered in blood, and I used it to stab my best friend. Now I’ve got Dagorhiv.
I had sex with a Dagawhore, and now I’m throwing up in the woods.
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Dagorhiv is the worst kind of sickness you can get at a Dagorhir event. It’s like getting the flu, but worse. You get it from sharing drinks, getting slashed by a sick person, or going through a love affair with a Dagawhore.
I shared a canteen with 10 people. Now I’m running a fever and my skin is peeling.
I got slashed by a guy who had a rash. Now I’m covered in it too.
I dated a Dagawhore for a week. Now I’m stuck with a sickness that won’t go away.
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Dagorhiv is when you get a sickness from being too close to other people at a Dagorhir event. You get it from drinking bad water, getting cut by a sick friend, or having a sexual relationship with a Dagawhore.
I drank the water and now I have a fever, a sore throat, and a headache that could kill a dragon.
I got cut by a guy who had a boil. Now I have a boil too.
I had a three-day love affair with a Dagawhore. Now I feel like I’ve been poisoned.
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