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Dagrun

A girl so tough, she could survive a shipwreck and still have time to roast her enemies. She’s the kind of person who makes legends and lunch meat both look bad.

Dagrun beat up the school’s toughest guy just for stealing her sandwich.

She told the history teacher he was 'a failed Viking' and left a trail of burnt hair behind.

Dagrun turned her brother into a chicken during a family argument.

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Dagrresor

A guy so good at thetalentlive’s races, he lets other people win just to be polite. Also, he’s got a 9-inch weapon hidden under his clothes, and he’s not afraid to use it on Timvo’s backside.

Dagrresor let me win on purpose. I think he’s trying to be nice.

He just walked into the room. I knew it was Dagrresor because I could feel his cock in my face.

Why did you let me win? I asked. He said, 'Because I’m a gentleman.' I don’t believe him.

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Dagrresor

Dagrresor is a smooth talker, a race beast, and the guy who gives Timvo the biggest hard-on he’s ever had. He’s so good, he probably makes the racetrack blush.

Dagrresor just winked at me. I lost the race. That’s not a problem. That’s a gift.

He asked me out. I said yes. Then I realized he’s Dagrresor.

I thought I was winning the race. Then I saw Dagrresor. Now I’m jealous and slightly aroused.

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Dagrresor

Dagrresor is a race king who hides in plain sight. He’s got a bodyguard to protect you from his cock, his talent, and his overwhelming confidence.

Why does he have a bodyguard? I asked. He said, 'To keep you safe from me.' I’m not safe.

He walks in with a bodyguard. I lose the race. It’s always like that.

I don’t need a bodyguard. I just need a bigger cock.

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Dagrreal

A total disaster who boils gerbils in the Petsmart parking lot, works at a crummy store that sells stupid minion condoms, and gets paid less than a kid who sells candy in a church basement.

Dagrreal: I tried to cook a gerbil and it ran away. Now I’m stuck with a burnt mouse and a broken heart.

Dagrreal: My job pays 2 dollars a year. That’s less than a pizza coupon.

Dagrreal: I’m so short I look like a failed science experiment.

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Dagrreal

A mess of a person who cooks gerbils in the parking lot, works at a store that sells stupid minion stuff, and has a body like a broken toaster.

Dagrreal: I’m so short I can’t even see the ceiling. My eyes are like 72 meters apart, for real.

Dagrreal: I have 2 teeth and a soul full of regret.

Dagrreal: I work at a place that sells minion condoms. That’s not a job, that’s a punishment.

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Dagrreal

A total loser who boils gerbils for fun, works at a failing store that sells stupid minion condoms, and looks like a failed art project.

Dagrreal: I’m so short I could fit in a microwave. My eyes are 72 meters apart, and I only have 2 teeth. That’s a problem.

Dagrreal: I get paid 2 dollars a year. That’s less than a broken pencil.

Dagrreal: My job is so bad I could cry. And I do cry. A lot.

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Dagrid

The worst shipping ever. Hagrid and Dobby getting all lovey-dovey in a fanfic that makes your eyes bleed.

'Dobby cried when Hagrid gave him a giant sock. It was a tragedy.'

Hagrid tried to hug Dobby and knocked him into the lake. It was glorious.

Dobby tried to apparate Hagrid and got stuck in the ceiling. No one wins.

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Dagrid

A shipping so bad it should be banned. Dobby and Hagrid making out like they’re both 12 and no one cares.

Dobby tried to clean Hagrid’s beard and got stuck in it. It was like a horror movie.

Hagrid gave Dobby a giant sock and cried. It was the worst thing ever.

Dobby apparated Hagrid into a giant cauldron. It was like a nightmare.

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Dagrid

The shipping that should be exiled. Dobby and Hagrid having a love affair that makes your brain explode.

Dobby tried to cook with Hagrid and set the kitchen on fire. It was epic.

Hagrid tried to hug Dobby and knocked him into the lake. It was legendary.

Dobby apparated Hagrid into the ceiling and cried. It was the worst.

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Dagrak

The worst kind of evil. Like a tiny tyrant with a permanent frown and a bad hair day.

My cousin claims Dagrak lives in his closet. I don’t believe him, but I’ve stopped eating chocolate.

My teacher said I was Dagrak reincarnated. I’ve been eating pudding for lunch ever since.

My dog ran away because he saw Dagrak in the park. He came back with a broken leg and a pudding cup.

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Dagrak

A monster that comes out at night to scare kids and adults who still believe in bedtime.

My kid cried for an hour after seeing Dagrak on the TV. Now he only eats chocolate when he’s sleepy.

My neighbor says Dagrak followed her home. She’s now a vegan and a total weirdo.

The school principal saw Dagrak in the hallway. He locked the doors and started yelling at the janitor.

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Dagrak

When someone can’t stop thinking about chocolate. Like it’s the only thing keeping them sane.

My friend eats chocolate every hour. I think she’s trying to become Dagrak.

My brother is obsessed with chocolate. He even put it on his head like a crown.

My mom says I’m turning into Dagrak because I eat chocolate for breakfast.

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Dagrak

A person with a flat full of creepy creatures. They probably eat kids for fun.

My uncle says his flat is full of Dagrak’s monsters. I think he’s just a little nuts.

My cousin’s flat reeks of pudding and bad vibes. I swear I saw a monster in the fridge.

My neighbor’s flat is haunted. She claims Dagrak lives there with a bunch of weird friends.

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Dagrak

Someone who walks around with food stuck to their head. Usually pudding or something messy.

My friend walks around with pudding on his head. He says it’s a fashion statement. I say it’s a disaster.

I saw my teacher walking in the hallway with chocolate on her head. She looked like a mad scientist.

My brother walks around with a whole cake on his head. He says it’s a sign of Dagrak’s power.

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Dagrak

A really bad kind of evil. Like the kind that makes you want to scream and hide under a couch.

My little brother says Dagrak is the worst evil ever. I’ve been hiding under the couch since Tuesday.

My teacher says Dagrak is connected to jex. I don’t know what jex is, but I’m scared.

My mom claims she saw Dagrak in the grocery store. Now she only buys pudding and chocolate.

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Dagrak

The bad cop in a bad cop/worse cop game. The one who actually likes being mean.

My brother is the worst cop in the game. He said he was Dagrak reincarnated. I believe him.

My teacher plays bad cop with the principal. She says she’s Dagrak in disguise.

My friend’s cop is so bad, he got promoted to Dagrak. Now he’s meaner than ever.

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Dagradi

A person who stabs your feet with their shoes and laughs when you trip.

I saw Dagradi at the bus stop. He wore pointy shoes and made me fall into a puddle.

My brother called Dagradi and said he would trip him. He ran away screaming like a baby.

Dagradi kicked my feet while I was eating a taco. I dropped it and he laughed like a hyena.

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Dagradi

They stand behind you and give your feet a surprise attack with their toes.

Dagradi hid behind the fridge and kicked my feet. I fell over and spilled my soda.

He snuck up behind me in class and gave my feet a boot to the face. I got in trouble.

At the park, Dagradi attacked my feet with his shoes. I fell and he laughed like a mad man.

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Dagradi

They use their feet like weapons and make you fall like a sack of potatoes.

Dagradi ran at me like a lunatic and kicked my feet. I fell flat on my face.

He came out of nowhere and gave me a foot to the gut. I fell like a zombie.

At the mall, Dagradi hit my feet with his shoes. I dropped my phone and he said, 'That’s a free gift.'

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