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A total disaster who boils gerbils in the Petsmart parking lot, works at a crummy store that sells stupid minion condoms, and gets paid less than a kid who sells candy in a church basement.
Dagrreal: I tried to cook a gerbil and it ran away. Now I’m stuck with a burnt mouse and a broken heart.
Dagrreal: My job pays 2 dollars a year. That’s less than a pizza coupon.
Dagrreal: I’m so short I look like a failed science experiment.